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werefreeatlast, to futurology in Microplastics found in every human semen sample tested in study

They are still testing? I gotta send my samples!

hemko, to futurology in Microplastics found in every human semen sample tested in study

Misread “tested” as “tasted” at first

jballs,
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Thcdenton,
cultsuperstar, to futurology in Microplastics found in every human semen sample tested in study

They found it women’s placenta as well. We’re fucked as a species.

rando895, to futurology in Microplastics found in every human semen sample tested in study

We just need to recycle more

Nastybutler, to futurology in Microplastics found in every human semen sample tested in study

New shitty pickup line now available: “Hey baby, how about I inject some micro plastics into you”

Starkstruck, to futurology in Microplastics found in every human semen sample tested in study

god we’re so cooked

cosmicrookie, to futurology in Microplastics found in every human semen sample tested in study
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So… now we need to stop jerking off because this polutes the environment too! ?!

circuitfarmer, to futurology in Microplastics found in every human semen sample tested in study
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I’ll never watch porn the same way again.

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
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I mean most top porn stars are already filled with plastic.

Now they can be covered in it too!

MargotRobbie, to futurology in Microplastics found in every human semen sample tested in study

It is as Jeff Goldblum said in Jurassic Park: “Life finds a way, that way is plastic, and it’s not fantastic.”

PyroNeurosis, to futurology in Microplastics found in every human semen sample tested in study

Does this mean people can now count as sone firm of 3d printing extruder?

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