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Death_Equity, to futurology in Microplastics found in every human semen sample tested in study

We are so close to being able to cum glitter. Just think of the possibilities. What a time to be alive.

ASeriesOfPoorChoices,

The very last, maybe.

dditty,

My loads will be a shotgun blast of funfetti

kakito69,

cumfetti

Quacksalber,

“Let me nut some plastic into you, baby!”

skeezix,

kids in Detroit are using their jizz as hot glue.

NOT_RICK,
@NOT_RICK@lemmy.world avatar

Glitter is stored in the balls

Thcdenton,
MisterD,

And since plastics mimic female hormones…

threelonmusketeers, (edited ) to futurology in Bowel disease breakthrough as researchers make ‘holy grail’ discovery

Lee’s research team “stumbled” on the discovery after investigating a “gene desert”, a stretch of DNA on chromosome 21 that does not code for proteins, which has previously been linked to IBD and other autoimmune diseases. Writing in Nature, they describe how they found a section of DNA that behaves like a volume control for nearby genes. This “enhancer” was seen only in immune cells called macrophages where it boosted a gene called ETS2 and ramped up the risk of IBD.

Sounds like more “junk” non-coding DNA turns out to be not junk after all. I wonder how much of our DNA is actually junk, and how much we just don’t know yet.

phdepressed,

Modern scientific consensus is largely that “junk” DNA isn’t a thing. All of our DNA has purpose including and sometimes especially the non-coding(nc) parts. The ncRNAs made from ncDNA come in various flavors and are very important to a lot of gene expression control. As seen here that’s ETS2 but pretty much all known genes have ncRNA that affects expression in one way or another.

Biology at a research level has basically had to throw out the DNA->RNA->protein dogma because they all affect each other and themselves.

CanadaPlus,

Well, there’s things like “jumping genes” that don’t necessarily provide anything for the organism, but that’s a bit of a nitpick, since they’re not just random codons, and some do or at least could.

MaximilianKohler, to futurology in AI used to predict potential new antibiotics in groundbreaking study: Algorithm to mine ‘the entirety of the microbial diversity’ on Earth, speeding up antibiotic resistance research.
Wanderer,

I’m surprised FMT aren’t a bigger thing.

Think they would be able to make some sort of artificial FMT. Probiotics aren’t enough.

I know personally I have taken a boat load of antibiotics as a child and I took some for Cellulitis which because it was a skin infection required a high daily dose, never been the same since.

MaximilianKohler,

Think they would be able to make some sort of artificial FMT

We’re a long way (many decades) off from that. This blog goes into more detail with references: humanmicrobes.org/…/stool-donors-one-in-a-million…

One of which is this page that shows the severe limits of current knowledge: humanmicrobiome.info/testing/

threelonmusketeers,

What are FMT?

Wanderer,

You take someone’s poop and put it up your butt.

Fecal microbiota transplantation.

threelonmusketeers,

Ah, thanks. I’d heard of that, but wasn’t familiar with the initialism.

DavidGarcia, to futurology in A patient in England has received the world's first personalized cancer vaccine that gets his immune system to fight his colorectal cancer.

great when are we getting microplastics and PTFE shots. pump some frankenstein enzymes into my veins

Luvs2Spuj,

People seem to be misunderstanding you for an antivaxer, I think…?

DavidGarcia,

yeah I mean the mRNA tech of the vaccines has other potentiall amazing applications like replacing enzymes people are missing or introducing new ones. It’s temporary, so much safer than permanent gene therapy. Realistically speaking, how else are we going to remove the microplastic?

Lugh, to futurology in A patient in England has received the world's first personalized cancer vaccine that gets his immune system to fight his colorectal cancer.
@Lugh@futurology.today avatar

A particularly aggressive form of colorectal cancer runs in my family. My grandmother, an aunt, and other relatives have all died of it in their fifties.

This is still at the clinical trial stage, but the approach could work for many other types of cancer too. Fingers crossed it’s as successful as possible, and available as a treatment very soon.

LengAwaits, to futurology in Economic damage from climate change six times worse than thought
aubertlone, to futurology in Microplastics found in every human testicle in study

I guess I should get my boys checked to see if they’re swimming

Bobmighty, to futurology in Economic damage from climate change six times worse than thought

Congrats rich fucks. You earned a first class ticket to the longest period of suffering. Us poors will die much sooner than you and won’t be around to feel the very worst of it, but you will. You earned every painful second of it. Enjoy your money while you can. Make sure you eat well and exercise. I want you fucks fit to live long enough in your bunkers to face the unstoppable hell you created. Too bad no one will be around to spit on your sun blasted corpse.

Coldgoron, to futurology in Economic damage from climate change six times worse than thought

They don’t care because to them every disaster is a money making gold mine, even if they have to burn their shoes to keep warm.

ME5SENGER_24, to futurology in Economic damage from climate change six times worse than thought

Here’s another million dollars Mr. Politician, now stfu and vote in my favor

LemmySoloHer, to futurology in Microplastics found in every human testicle in study
@LemmySoloHer@lemmy.world avatar

Microplastics are stored in the balls.

ID411, to futurology in Economic damage from climate change six times worse than thought

Im trying to think of a more reductive argument - that of reducing the future of the species to economics - in human history.

I can’t.

eatthecake,

Remember: we live in an economy and children are our most valuable resource.

ID411, to futurology in Economic damage from climate change six times worse than thought

No it’s 100

homesweethomeMrL, to futurology in Economic damage from climate change six times worse than thought

Aaaaand still not taking it seriously, from a political perspective.

kbin_space_program,

Look at fucking Trudeau and Poilievre.
WW3 is looming, China is bring openly aggressive. Russia is actively attacking the soverignty of the Baltic nations and is razing Ukraine. The western provinces are burning and in severe drought. The eastern provinces are dead husks rife with corruption.

Their top priorities are selling bitumen to China and gifting full citizenship to illegal immigrants, not even vetting them.

credo, to futurology in Microplastics found in every human testicle in study

This is one way to get males of earth to take interest in the environment.

Squeak,

Sounds like if we keep going we’ll finally have male contraception other than condoms, that is surgery free!!

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