In this world of magic, I'm a goddamn muggle.

cross-posted from: ani.social/post/2119864

I can’t see the matrix mana.

How to feel like a magician in a fantasy movie if you work in tech:

  1. Set-up a cool magic circle to charge your stuff.
  2. Install speech-to-text software.
  3. Code/Hack using your voice.
  4. ???*
  5. ???**
  6. Uninstall speech-to-text software.

*“Understood. Inserting “WaaaAAAaaaaAAaaa” and “Mommy? knock knock knock Mommy? knock knock knock Mommy? knock knock knock Are you in there? knock knock knock Mommy? knock knock knock” into your code.”

**Understood. Proceeding to “DELETE IT ALL!!!” as requested. DING! Job complete. All backups, including those in the cloud, have been permanently and irreversibly deleted."

Sources:

  1. Anime: Sousou no Frieren E21 10:25
  2. DOS Command
  3. Blackhole Command
Burger,
@Burger@burggit.moe avatar

Step 7. Install cmatrix and make your terminal look like the Matrix!!1111

mysecondotherusername,

Na, id rather install Hollywood and make my screen look like I am hacking. No joke, it is an actual package.

apt get hollywood

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