This is yockeypuck's mom. yockeypuck killed himself this morning. I found his body hanging from the rafters in the garage, plate of tendies on the concrete floor below his dangling feet. On his chest was a note written in blood that said SHOE'S LAST SIMP. Next to the tendies was his phone with poast open and this image in his drafts. I hope you can tell us what it means. Please help us. We've lost our son. His father is staring out the window, holding a shoe, looking for answers. Please. Why did this happen? We're begging you. #FediEGirlTourney
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