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BigTLarrity

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Oh, who decides from where up high?
I couldn't say "I need more time"
Oh, grant that I can stay the night
Or one more day inside this life

:larrity: :heart_heart: :pixie_5:

No DMs, No Girls Allowed (Pixies Welcome)

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"Why are you taking a gun to go fishing"

Me:

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This is cruel and heartless

@Seaworld DO BETTER, you can't keep orcas in tanks this small

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Women will do shit like this and then call men psychopaths for trying to talk to them at the gym

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This is how real men train

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"I ran out of glocks"

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What the fuck is going on at colleges

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Democrats today:

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Me when a woman with blue hair starts talking:

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Will you eat the forbidden molasses?

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He hit'em with that Bluekkake

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Refugees trying to get in to the fediverse right now:

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Imagine being so weak you need performance enhancing sauces to shit the bed

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New saying just dropped

Its like throwing a ham log down a hallway

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[Me googling ways to crack own back]

Asian chiropractic videos:

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This is the history I choose to remember as I sit in the suicide booth

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Biblically accurate cat

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> have a job you don't deserve, aren't good at and don't know how to do

> show up late for the most important meeting of the year

> mumble incoherently about things no one cares about

> get paid a lot of money just to exist

> how do you do my fellow niggas

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Where is he when we need him (The shoe thrower)

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"Subtarded" its short for Sub-Saharan Retarded

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I'm buying this shirt and wearing it until the collar falls off

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Me as the cool uncle:

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Don-Trulud

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Time to game

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> Master Chief is literally named after a Bible verse. John 11:7 "He came as a witness to testify concerning that light, so that through him all might believe"

> Game is named Halo

> Entire game is about fighting false prophets and stopping the Flood

> Mission names like "Behold a Pale Horse"

My faggot, they weren't even fucking subtle about this

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[scanner beep]

Yep, its a cat

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lol sign up for a catalog its free .... u will end up buying rifles

https://www.henryusa.com/catalog/

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They gon rape muh wallet

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Imagine being a career politician and losing a primary to a guy that shoots White Claws on youtube

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They shutdown Rooster Teeth and fired every single one of its 400 employees

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Yep, did it this morning apparently. Hearing that the people that worked there had zero notice and basically woke up to a "We wish you well in your future endeavors email"

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I dunno. Maybe. Who knows. They'll kill successful stuff for fun it seems

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Let brown people kill each other.

The people in Gaza are starving, we drop them MREs, they bitch because they aren't what they wanted

Fuck them all

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The Chinese are making bootleg copies of everything, even niggers

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Bout to join a Farm Sim esports league

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Good morning, we on that Amish kronik dis morning

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Canadian pedo hunters catch a 32 year old trying to meet a 15 year old and he leads them on a merry chase in his car that runs on triple A batteries

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