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BigTLarrity

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Oh, who decides from where up high?
I couldn't say "I need more time"
Oh, grant that I can stay the night
Or one more day inside this life

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[Snort]

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FUCKING EL OH EL

I PEED

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OH GOD OH FUCK THEY PUT AUTOZONES IN FARM SIM THAT MEANS NIGGERS ARE GONNA COME BURN IT DOWN

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1980s: The dream is to work enough to afford a house and kids and start a family in suburbia

2024: I hope my bid gets accepted to finance that Baconator

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This is what the government prioritizes

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THE GAME ISN'T EVEN FUCKING RELEASED YET

WE DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY ACTUAL GAMEPLAY FOOTAGE AND YOU'RE ALREADY FUCKING ASKING FOR DLC MONEY

I FUCKING HATE THE MODERN VIDEO GAME INDUSTRY SO FUCKING MUCH

:mfw_niggers: :mfw_niggers2: :mfw_niggers: :mfw_niggers2: :mfw_niggers:

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Its Friday innit

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Wut

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Why are Italians

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This is why it's ok to mock British people. That's like 79 degrees

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Asking every black person I see what they are getting their Grandmothers for father's day

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In older movies the car chase scene was the most expensive part, it was also what the audience wanted to see the most. Its the origin of the phrase "Cut to the chase"

When making Mad Max: Fury Road, George Miller remembered that and at a storyboard meeting said "What if the entire movie is just the chase?"

And they did just that

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We tried telling you people this FOUR FUCKING YEARS AGO

ARRRRGHAHAGAHHAHAAGGAG

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Japanese is a very silly and angry language

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Me: Wow, I'm having a tough time. I think I'll go on fedi and get a pep talk from my friends

Average fedi pep talk:

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You can put a kitten in a room with the hardest most murderous fucking human beings on the planet and get the same result (unless they are niggers)

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"Democracy" ™️

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Me navigating fedi:

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They turn off your electric scooter if you ride it too close to their religious symbol

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When hire a licensed electrician and then find out his "license" is forklift certification

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Happy Friday everyone

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The Genie's face when my first two wishes are to double single mother's rents and to give every blind person in the world their sight back but only for 30 seconds:

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New star wars show

Thats correct, an open sustained fire.

In space.

Yes the writer and director are both women, how did you know

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PAYTRIOTS!

President Trump needs your help to stop the swamp and drain the...whatever the fuck we're doing

Today only you can buy these special TRUMP ™️ prison shanks!

They are handcrafted by your FAVORITE PRESIDENT and then lovingly suitcased out during visitation, delivered directly to you for a donation of 20 dollars to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

They're constructed with the finest jolly ranchers that books of stamps can buy and even assembled in a rainbow pattern because we love THE GAYS!

To purchase please send 20 dollars to the official TRUMP ™️ Commissary Fund at:

Riker's Island Correctional Facility
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East Elmhurst, NY 11370

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The reason the jury instruction for Trump is important even beyond Trump is it sets a dangerous precedent.

Lets say you have an unpaid speeding ticket from 10 years ago. They can't legally bring you to court on that. Oh but now they're gonna charge you for murder. Now you're in court for that cause its a felony.

11 jurors convict you of the speeding ticket, 1 decides you did a heckin murder. Now you're in jail on felony murder over a speeding ticket

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Hey you guys wanna see another billionaire rapidly decompress?

https://nypost.com/2024/05/27/us-news/ohio-billionaire-plans-to-take-20m-sub-to-titanic-site-to-prove-industrys-safer-after-oceangate-implosion/

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There is a German version of basketball where its legal to suplex your opponent but only after you take your shirt off

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Angry Italians are the best

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This is going to change the fake black guy name game

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unique opportunity to get paid for somebody tweeting

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This is terrible. I would never sell my posts to advertise for someone. I'm actually upset that people would do this.

I need a cool refreshing Coca-Cola Classic to calm down. I don't know how I'd survive without that crisp clean taste that has delighted Americans for decades. You should all get some as well

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From Amazon in Ohio:

Take a moment to appreciate just how bad they actually are with guns. He missed that dude at POINT FUCKING BLANK RANGE. He might as well have had the gun to the back of his head and somehow missed

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...I saw a video a few minutes ago of a guy standing at a gas pump, shoving the nozzle in his anus and jerking off.

The internet was a mistake. I'm going to start welding

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3rd day after knee surgery I'm out cutting grass

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of OSHA, I will fear no safety inspector: for God hath made my body a machine that turns violations in to completed projects

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