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Curvin

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Welcome to my fucking profile page, motherfucker.
I poast YTP and YTP related videos, I poast music I listen to, I poast crazy and ridiculous shit only I laugh at, I poast whatever the fuck I want with no restraint whatsoever, if you do not like it, fuck right off.
THIS PAGE IS NOT A SAFE SPACE FOR THE FOLLOWING MINORITIES: KIKES, NIGGERS OF THE BANTU AND DINDU VARIETY, ALL MANNER OF SODOMITES, MAYBE EVEN YOU.

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Curvin, to random
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struggling with my uncooperative piece a shit pc, what causes computers to become like this?

Curvin, to random
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why does the 4chan have these ridiculous captchas

Curvin, to random
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@graf have you ever seen one of these birds in person

Curvin, to random
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rating blue archive characters on how well they would give me head

Curvin, to random
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Why won't God just take my life right here and now? Have I not suffered enough in this flesh?

Curvin, to random
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For being the big brass of her school, and the single biggest reason the Prefect Team is FEARED across Kivotos, Hina's face in this sequence is just Priceless.

Curvin, to random
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Juri attempts to cook garlic toast
(low effort) OC btw

Curvin, to random
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share if you feel the same

Curvin, to random
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You know what disregard this poll, these names are all uninspired and I should punish myself for limiting you all to these mediocre choices, I will find a better way to decide on this important matter than a simple shitty ass poll.
I'm such a talentless hack I disappoint myself.

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Curvin, to random
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Skyrim?

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Curvin, to random
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I know this person was hellthreading about some shit and I was totally uninvolved in it.
So what did I do wrong?

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Curvin, to random
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Okay, so this is my new prototype for this story I want to write:

  1. It will have TWO main characters, their stories each narrater in two different "books" from the characters own point of view.
  2. They are both named Arthur.
    One is from our world but one tier more technologically advanced, an average Joe, paper-shuffler in a police station with a degree in jurisdiction, and the other from Fantasy Land, is the de-facto leader of a group of sanctioned explorers who complete quests in service of their King, he is a powerful sword fighter who can cast a few spells here and there.
  3. The two of them swap places in their respective worlds due to a giant hiccup that occurred when the group's mage attempted to summon another hero from another dimension but "rolled a 1"
  4. The two of them must work their way back to their home dimensions trough any means necessary, still need to think that trough.
Curvin, to random
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>racism is now mainstream

Curvin, to random
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I already can't wait for the next december

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here we go folks

Mon 13 May 2024 11:13:12 AM UTC : Dumping current status on Database
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(20 rows)
Curvin,
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@graf what am I looking at?

Curvin, to random
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Someone post the article

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Curvin, to random
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me when I listen to Invisible by Duran Duran

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sjw, to random
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8dce4cfa3d.jpg

Curvin,
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@sjw is she picking corn in a cannabis plantation

Remi, to random
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Excellent boomer meme

Curvin,
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@Remi Hm, I think I get why people don't buy their motorcycles anymore.
They cost as much as a car for even the most basic cruisers, while being a smaller vehicle that requires far more care and attention to drive and is less safe than the cheapest shitbox.

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Curvin,
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@Granwalder is this real

Curvin,
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@YTFoidLover1488 @Granwalder I knew it was too good to be true, but I didn't think the truth would be this bad aswell

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Curvin,
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@binkle At first glance it looks like something out of a bland science fiction movie, but it is in fact a real creature here on Earth, and we have our God to thank for putting it here for us to look at.

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Wonder what Nintendo will cook up for their next console

Curvin,
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@merchantHelios They're gonna make a new system?

Curvin,
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@ChristiJunior @merchantHelios I know what would make Nintendo an immense amount of money.
INTRODUCING...
THE SUPER WII TWO
Featuring:
STUPIDLY POWERFUL HARDWARE
ULTRA RETROCOMPATIBILITY: DISK DRIVE TO PLAY GAMES FROM GAMECUBE TO WII AND CARTRIDGE SLOTS FOR 3DS/DS, WII U AND SWITCH
TURBINE FANS FOR COOLING
AC ADAPTER WITH THE BOX IN THE WIRE AND NOT THE PLUG ITSELF
ONLINE SERVICES THAT UNFORTUNATELY STILL SUCK SHIT
UNLOCKED FRAMERATES AND RESOLUTION THAT CAN BE CHANGED BETWEEN 640x640 TO 4K ULTRA HD
LAUNCH PRICE: TO BE DECIDED

Curvin,
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@Squadalah_Man @ChristiJunior @merchantHelios >Wouldn't sell well to normalfags
How so?

Curvin,
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@Squadalah_Man @ChristiJunior @merchantHelios Think about the concept as a mega-system that can play anything you want on-demand, old and new, intended for mostly retro-gamers, just put in the game and go at it, as for accessibility issues, I have a solution: just sell it to them piece by piece, in a alternative version in wich each part of the megasystem can work on it's own, but can be combined with the other pieces to slowly assemble the whole structure together.
It's guaranteed to cost a pretty penny in the long run, but you can say goodbye to scalpers trying to sell you old-fashioned hardware for much more than it used to be worth.

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@Squadalah_Man @ChristiJunior @merchantHelios It is an excessively grand, unorthodox idea, and likely far too expensive to be made fornthe larger public, I might need to think the concept trough.

Curvin,
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@ChristiJunior @Squadalah_Man @merchantHelios Wdym the GameCube "failed"? How?
There has to have been something I wasn't aware of.

Curvin, to random
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I am alive lol gm

video/mp4

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Awoo, to random
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Finally a game worth playing
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Curvin,
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@Awoo Release date is TBA.
I sure hope it does turn out as the title says and the devs don't sneak it as a trojan horse to shock a very specific demographic of internet users.

theorytoe, to random
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i think I might change my pfp (followers devistated)

Curvin,
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@Saber @theorytoe @udongle @SuperSnekFriend @bleedingphoenix >she's wielding a SIGger NGSW

Curvin, to random
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I saw a bird like this one a minute ago
I feel blessed to have seen such a pretty creature

Awoo, to random
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>Basically admitting it is a larp
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Curvin,
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@Awoo Total tranny humiliation

Curvin, to random
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good morning fuckers

Curvin,
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@Awoo @SuperSnekFriend I wouldn't a jew if it was real or fictional I just think jews claiming jew women NTR them for German cock is the funniest shit ever

Curvin,
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@Awoo @SuperSnekFriend >jew NTR in concentration camps is real
>they even bore offspring
I would laugh way harder if it didn't mean more jews werr made to exist

Curvin,
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@SuperSnekFriend @Awoo You couldn't make an android jewish anyway because it's mere simulacra, and the jew's evil refuses to be compared to a simulation

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:alexjonesdemons:
9b3e877891.webm

9b3e877891.webm

Curvin,
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@sjw accurate

graf, to random
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can’t sleep

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Curvin,
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@graf >the author trooned out some time ago
what a shame.

Curvin, to random
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QUICKLY POST YOUR CUTEST PICTURES (ANIME, ANIMALS, ETC.) TO MAKE THE KIKES LITERALLY EXPLODE FROM SEETHING

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Curvin, to random
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video/mp4

Curvin, to random
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I got an absolutely fucking retarded idea
My 3DS still works and so does my copy of Tomodachi Life
SO
What if I make a island populated entirely by fediverse users?

themilkman, to random
Curvin,
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@themilkman what

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Curvin,
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@Groomschild @Awoo SHE WASN'T EVEN TRYING BRO
HER ARMS WEREN'T EVEN STRETCHED OUT FULLY COME ON
BUT THE FOOL JUST KEPT SPINNING INSTEAD OF PUSHING THE SCABBARD INWARD OR JUST TAKING IT OFF
SHE WAS DOOMED TO FAIL FROM THE START

Curvin,
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@Groomschild @Awoo her cuteness is directly proportional to her retardation so very likely

Curvin, to random
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I hope when America falls my fedi frends from America will become kings of their own micro-fiefdoms

Curvin,
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@SuperSnekFriend You flatter me, but if Italy were to have a hypothetical balkanization it would be about regions declaring partisan style wars over football, ateast before a second Garibaldi shows up

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