I am so fortunate parrots don't fart, but damn can they projectile shit. My boy always tries to get me when I walk by his cage and he's mad at me. One time he tried it and I got so mad I grabbed the spray bottle and sprayed him right in the asshole.
So.. if you look directly at the
eclipse without your super
special eclipse viewing glasses
all of your hair will fall out
and you will be forced to join Norwood.zero where your only
hope of growing your hair back
will be to let Dan Hulson slather
your bald head with hair growth
creme.
:pug_foil:
I wish I could hug you right now. Depression absolutely sucks and it's such a mind fuck the way it screws with our thoughts and feelings. I almost fell into alcoholism when my husband got put on hospice because I couldn't cope with that shit. But he was lucid enough to tell me not to do that to myself, so I stopped drinking, just for him, and I never went back to alcohol because of that, no matter how depressed I've felt. My mother is alcoholic and has almost no friends, everyone at her place of work hates her and talks shit behind her back. She has depression too but does nothing to help herself. I think seeing that is enough to keep me from following the same path of self destruction.