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typing noob tech questions into Google to make the algorithm feel better

PunishedD, to random
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Jersh has created the profession of Spiteful FOIA Content Producer.

PunishedD, to random
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help me find my friends (they're in my head)

binkle, to random
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what about a reply-bot that is basically a magic 8 ball but has :landlordmon_left: deliver all the answers

PunishedD,
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@binkle signs point to yes

binkle, to random
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:02_yell: I HATE CONSOLE BUGS :02_yell: I HATE CONSOLE BUGS :02_yell: I HATE CONSOLE BUGS :02_yell: I HATE CONSOLE BUGS :02_yell: I HATE CONSOLE BUGS :02_yell: I HATE CONSOLE BUGS :02_yell:

PunishedD,
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@binkle They're coming for you!

RustyCrab, to random
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life don't immediately trample over my fucking plans every time challenge :abyss:

PunishedD,
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@PeachySummer @RustyCrab Life hack: plan and prepare for every single thing that could possibly happen. This will ensure nothing ever happens.

PunishedD,
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@PeachySummer @RustyCrab Like the saying goes, money turns problems into costs. TBH I like the problem solving challenge of maximizing the number of things I can prepare for with limited money. Being rich would let me do more fun stuff, like buying my Congressman or giving Null a million dollars to sue every troon on Twitter. But I think someone wouldn't be good at being rich without first having the practice of being efficient with money.

ruin, to random

😳

PunishedD,
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@RustyCrab @ruin she WAS the beard

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USPS dont give retarded estimates challenge

PunishedD,
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@RustyCrab Your package is scheduled to arrive some time in the AD era.

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PunishedD,
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@RustyCrab Those aren't crumbs though. Woman who can't cook detected.

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sometimes i worry you guys are using --maxxing unironically :crabyss:

PunishedD,
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@RustyCrab thanks for concern-maxxing bro

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PunishedD,
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@RustyCrab The superchatters were the worst part of Rekieta's show, then they drove him to drank himself into insanity.

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Fake woman chinese nigga in serious mental distress

PunishedD,
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@RustyCrab @Inginsub That's why you're supposed to use HTML mode, like St Berners-Lee intended.

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>"good morning sir"
<"BILLIONS MUST DIE"
just in a mood this morning sorry

PunishedD,
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@RustyCrab IT'S NOT A PHASE, MOM

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only way to regain sanity

PunishedD,
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@binkle @kaia Imagine thinking there's still programmers at M$ 😂

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:alert: DREAD DELUSION LEAVES EARLY ACCESS IN 2 WEEKS :alert:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGhW1PTSEpk

PunishedD,
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@binkle Saw a streamer play this, it was oddly compelling.

RustyCrab, to random
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Too many bellpeppers is not good for digestive system apparently

PunishedD,
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@RustyCrab What's the matter, they really... ringing your bell? :niggafingerguns:

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queen

PunishedD,
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@RustyCrab Finally, a woman actually interested in science.

a7, to random

jews, this, jews that, but i never see any of you ask how are jew?

PunishedD,
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@RustyCrab @a7 Why, what's the matzah with jew?

binkle, to random
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the official walmart video game looks pretty good tbh

PunishedD,
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@binkle Plot twist: it's the corporate version of "The Last Starfighter", and if you win you get kidnapped by management to run a RL store.

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Uh oh. Looks like a thread-derailing argument broke containment.

RustyCrab, to random
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"Attention economy" is just a nice way of saying "we make money by wasting your fucking time"

PunishedD,
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@RustyCrab It's what happens when dupes who got paid in exposure try to set up a barter scheme, hoping someone with cash comes to swindle.

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> manager assigns me task at 9 am

> manager schedules surprise meeting at 10 am

>meeting runs FOR 4 HOURS

>manager messages me at 3 pm "hallo crab how is assinment going

NIGGER HOW DO YOU THINK IT'S GOING

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@RustyCrab This is why it's important to establish sarcasm at the start of taking a job. He should expect he's going to get a snippy response like "I don't know, I'll tell you when I start it".

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mother fucker holy shit this is going to go in for 4 hours and none of this is even relevant to me

PunishedD,
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@RustyCrab this post is very relevant to me

RustyCrab, to random
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cutting my caffeine consumption in half and I guess I'm confirmed addicted because I am very eepy now

PunishedD,
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@RustyCrab Wait til the headaches start.

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might finally be time to upgrade my phone :blobcatneutral:

PunishedD,
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@RustyCrab @deprecated_ii Remember the greatness they took from you.

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Bardcore covers of pop/rock songs are better than the originals and I'm tired of pretending they're not

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PunishedD, to random
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I actually forgot to season this chicken I just cooked. Now my racism card is suspended for a week. :niggaweary:

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okay I normally don't share political stuff but this is making me laugh out loud

PunishedD,
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@deprecated_ii @RustyCrab @shrimp Some of us specialize in that!

RustyCrab, to random
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hearts beating out of my chest for some reason today. I don't have anything to be nervous about :blobcatcomfangery:

PunishedD,
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@RustyCrab he doesn't know, nobody tell him

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FUCKING RECYCLED PLASTIC I TRIED TO PUSH MY ICE DOWN WITH A STRAW AND IT BROKE IN HALF

PunishedD,
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@RustyCrab Just replace it with a paper straw you turtle-killing bigot

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why does it always have to be based on a true story why can't it just be based

PunishedD,
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@RustyCrab but... based on what?

binkle, to random
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oh to have an electric clothes dryer - such a luxury soon within my grasp

PunishedD,
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@binkle Look at Mr Fancypants here, not happy with the rope and clothespins his ancestors used.

binkle, to random
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of course i get my steak well-done what do i want it to be poorly-done :heyface:

PunishedD,
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@binkle well done is poorly made

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subscribing on youtube makes you gay now

PunishedD,
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@zero @RustyCrab I wish FreeTube would add video hiding. All they have is "watched", which isn't the same thing.

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The year is 2095. Jeff Cliff is still alive. He has cured aging by never having contact with germs. He keeps telling people to mask up for covid. No one knows what this means.

PunishedD,
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@RustyCrab This is how folk traditions start.

RustyCrab, to random
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>program is crashing before main is invoked
based that's gonna be fun to find

PunishedD,
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@RustyCrab (We replaced all the RAM in RustyCrab's computer with sticks of butter, let's see if he notices.)

RustyCrab, to random
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nigga is loudly singing in the bathroom :niggaabyss:

PunishedD,
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@RustyCrab You're just jealous your pooping sessions aren't as fun.

binkle, to random
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2 years from now cassidy will move us over to worldcyberia.co and rename herself to @cassidymime (screenshot this)

PunishedD,
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@binkle we were warned :niggaweary:

PunishedD, to random
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"It's almost time to restart your device." NO IT FUCKING ISN'T, YOU WORTHLESS SHITSTAINS WHO CALL YOURSELVES MICROSOFT ENGINEERS, IT FUCKING WELL ISN'T

RustyCrab, to random
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struggling to put feet on the ground today :niggabroken:

PunishedD,
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@RustyCrab Ground is that way ⬇️ Aim head in opposite direction ⬆️ and it should work out.

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Importing from Thailand (male order bride)

PunishedD,
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@RustyCrab "bride"

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PunishedD,
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@RustyCrab I agree with the meme cat.

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We're fuckin in the Gamer Bed tonight

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PunishedD,
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@RustyCrab "hey girl, how about you reach in my pants pocket and start overclocking..."

binkle, to random
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windows keeps starting back up after i tell it to shut down, even without updates :heyface:

PunishedD,
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@binkle This happens to me too. Unplug the network cable to stop it.

RustyCrab, to random
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There's basically nothing on my counters and I still manage to lose my keys

PunishedD,
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@RustyCrab Just make a pointer to them and keep it in global (mental) state. C'mon bro, counters are like CS 101.

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I am on my last remaining straws with malwarebytes. In the new version they're not only promoting their VPN more but it has degraded my laptop's performance severely too (13900hx). Turning realtime protection helps but I have a feeling it probably nerfs it even if you do that.

I need some sort of AV because this is a work computer and supply chain attacks are a thing. Is there any good anti malware these days? (Windows defender is fucking awful and makes your computer run like mud so don't say that)

PunishedD,
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@RustyCrab The real solution is to requisition a computer 2x more powerful than your current one.

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lately I've been frustrated searching images on kagi and not finding things all of the sudden.
I have now discovered it's because Google's index has degraded even more and it's poisoning their result pool :niggavoid:

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@a7 @RustyCrab If it's not clearly indexed on KYM or Imageflip, you won't find it there. Google got big by being a proper full-Web indexing service. It exposed everything to people who knew how to search. Now it searches a heavily curated version of the web, not the whole thing. I can't prove it, but I think it finally got too expensive to index and look through everything they have, so they pared it down and figured it's good enough.

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