PurpCat

PurpCat, 6 hours ago to random

everyone in my state is a future darwin award winner

PurpCat, 11 hours ago to random

who wants to buy 3rd strike before the xbl store shuts down

PurpCat, 11 hours ago to random

never forget when journalists were scared off fedi

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PurpCat, 11 hours ago to random

choose your character

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PurpCat, 14 hours ago to random

None of these are songs about sex with Pokemon 😔

PurpCat, 21 hours ago to random

"skibidi toilet is poisoning the youth" they say

PurpCat, 1 day ago to random

The most important takeaway from the Alex Jones thing is that it highlights the value of being anonymous or having an alias you use nowhere else when talking about stuff.

Trying to be a celeb or e-celeb sets you up to get railroaded, especially if you live in the Eurozone.

PurpCat, 1 day ago to random

everyone asks how the sandy hook shooter could have done it when he was puny when there's video footage of him playing max 300 with no bar

my theory is he was 100% mkultra'd.

PurpCat, 1 day ago to random

tfw I'm too autistic to be friends with anyone because I won't stop sperging about niche shit

PurpCat, 1 day ago to random

meanwhile kick bans you for saying stake.us is rigged

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PurpCat, 1 day ago to random

i literally just posted the entire movie Harold and Kumar Goes to White Castle as a reply on this fucking site get rekt twitter.com and bsky
@pi55d

PurpCat, 1 day ago to random

I thought this was called a USB Killer...

PurpCat, 1 day ago to random

My parents are the kind of people who think you can get a car with stupid high mpg and not have to make compromises with repair bills over time.

Choose between a 3 cyl engine with 75hp, your dpf going bye bye, and your hybrid battery going bye bye.

PurpCat, 1 day ago to random

The interesting difference between boomers, spiritual boomers, tumblrtards, and people in this side of the fedi is that the other groups really love to run their mouth as compulsive bullshitters, lying through their teeth and making up stories on the spot.

Which falls apart the minute you're under pressure lmao

PurpCat, 2 days ago to random

this is like hiring a vegan cook at a burger joint

PurpCat, 3 days ago to random

Ladies and gentlemen I have found the latest way boomers ensure you will own nothing and be happy

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PurpCat, 3 days ago to random

The "I can't get a driver's license I failed the test/my mom won't teach me" to /r/fuckcars pipeline strikes again

PurpCat, 4 days ago to random

stolen from telegram

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PurpCat, 7 days ago to random

burn normies burn

PurpCat, 7 days ago to random

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you will never be a pregnant woman

PurpCat, 8 days ago to random

pool status: closed

PurpCat, 8 days ago to random

PurpCat, 8 days ago to random

"bro you should do drugs bro it'll change your life bro"
The drug user:

PurpCat, 9 days ago to random

peak autism

PurpCat, 9 days ago to random

radicalizing a friend by making him play Solatorobo on the Nintendo DS

PurpCat, 9 days ago to random

it's 11pm on a sunday and you're NOT watching Digimon Tamers before another grind in the cage, you should be.

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PurpCat, 9 days ago to random

>when the furry porn game has better 2d graphics than the indie games

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PurpCat, 9 days ago to random

new nostr set up on the gleasonware nostr thing
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PurpCat, 10 days ago to random

the perfect pc for a sleeper build

PurpCat, 10 days ago to random

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR9kvbXt4tk

PurpCat, 10 days ago to random

god i wanna play ut99 or some shit fuck

PurpCat, 10 days ago to random

gonna spend the night eating pizza and watching anime or some shit maybe gaming idk

PurpCat, 10 days ago to random

yandev works at apple

PurpCat, 10 days ago to random

PurpCat, 10 days ago to random

the corporation cries out harassment and violence as it strikes you

PurpCat, 11 days ago to random

everyone is arguing over fed ops
i want to lead a fed op to brainwash NORMIES into wanting to FUCK talking animals

PurpCat, 11 days ago to random

pov: you join poa.st

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PurpCat, 11 days ago to random

oh no my kid just died in a school shooting, time to spend my entire life suing a fringe journalist for comical amounts so i can take a trip with my wife on a Carnival Cruise Lines vacation

PurpCat, 12 days ago to random

>doesn't mention threadreader scraping FSE
lol, lmao https://cathode.church/fedi-scraper-counter.html

PurpCat, 13 days ago to random

happy pride

PurpCat, 13 days ago to random

When a spinster.xyz roastie runs a mental hospital

PurpCat, 14 days ago to random

pov: you destroy itoddlers online