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PurpCat

@PurpCat@clubcyberia.co

professional textwaller and internet schizoposter autist
watch digimon tamers btw you really should:
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mostly pc98/nerdposting alt: @Pawlicker

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arcanicanis, to random
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That’s just unusually amusing: https://wordpress.org/playground/

Essentially building an in-browser equivalent of a LAMP stack, providing a full self-contained development environment of WordPress, with SQLite backend, Wasm build of PHP, and an internal JavaScript-based webserver, all entirely client-side.

It obviously doesn’t have any sense for production use, nor anything to do with self-hosting, but an amusing “just because we can” demo.

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@arcanicanis doom 3 wasm is my favorite stress test

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@sj_zero @olmitch @arcanicanis is System Shock 2 FOSS? nope.
you can legally make GPL licensed games on the Doom 3 engine, and the GPL thing is either a good thing or bad thing depending on how much you hate corporations.

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@olmitch @arcanicanis doom 3 was the crysis of it's time so the Xbox port was some insane shit.
https://youtu.be/xrTtNhdfqSo

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@olmitch @sj_zero @arcanicanis that's why Doom 3 has fun stuff like the wasm port, rewrites/ports to other languages, and entire games written on the engine that ran Doom 3, along with other games.

monsterislandcolonizer, to random
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Getting an inch away from the CRT TV to see the tiny red blue and green "pixels" as a kid and wondering how the TV produced an image even though those little red blue and green cells didn't change at all
Magic

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@dcc @SuperSnekFriend @monsterislandcolonizer @shedinja when you realize every game was written for the welfare crt that had poor text resolution.

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nerd crack

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@eidolon it's interesting how the video saying "holy shit this community sucks" has fewer views than the one progress update

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@eidolon It's not just that, you'll get 100% canceled in the trans community (and adjacent ones), and ghosted/unfriended/slandered for doing so.

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@Kerosene @deprecated_ii lol stds

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IS THIS YOU @rapist

sickburnbro, to random
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they will simply attack the nearest white people. This will be disproportionally centrist liberals.

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@sickburnbro what's the context here

RustyCrab, to random
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my 2024 resolution: quit my job and be a NEET for 6 months on savings and then kill myself :abyss:

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@RustyCrab already done half this but i ran out of savings because thanks mom, so now I have to wage cuck it at some shit job from hell for a few months until I'm fired to save it back up.

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Dragging my mom to trader joes I've never been to one

jeff, to random

i got a thinkpad running debian bookworm does this mean we can snuggle as long as the balls dont touch? .////.

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@jeff >not devuan

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tumblrtards pissed and shit on the furry fandom by whining about you drawing this or that while grooming minors on discord

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furries 2012: Why yes I'm going to draw absol ass I want to have sex with absol
furries 2024: NOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT YOU'RE DRAWING PORN OF A KIDS SHOW YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DRAW UGLY FURSONAS WITH SURGERY SCARS THAT LOOK TOO HUMANLIKE
:blobcattableflip:

Tadano, to random
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@Tadano >ukranian

olmitch, to random
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@olmitch

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@pettanko @olmitch i love DUI arrests
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CUEz5Z35Sw

jeff, to random

when i see a kemo i am filled with a huge joy and want to send luv and huggles and cuddle but i remember i am gaijin and ruin things so i just like post and move on

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@jeff I don't feel that way. I've had ebook scans I've made get posted to 5ch.net.

nano, to random
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windows users plug their samsung phone into a monitor and instantly figure out how to use samsung dex because its exciting and they actually care

but when presented with a linux desktop theyre somehow totally lost and immediately give up, or they try their best and act like its the most complicated task theyve ever done

i feel like "linux is hard" is a psychological thing and not actually real

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@jeff @nano "why do I have to open a command line to do this" meanwhile

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@jeff @nano achtually it runs Linux but it's masked away so you're not fussing because googles fix for wifi not working is to paste some shit in terminal

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@mischievoustomato @nano @jeff No joke I always see SteamOS users complaining "why did Steam deck break after this update" meanwhile if you complain about ChromeOS an internet defense force comes out to let you know why Chomebooks are amazing.

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@FrailLeaf @nano @jeff @mischievoustomato see people buying these think they're online only so they have to tell people they're offline too and pay people to sell these in walmart.

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@FrailLeaf @nano @jeff @mischievoustomato but it has apps omg

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@FrailLeaf @nano @jeff @mischievoustomato just wait till you see the people using chromebooks as real laptops with linux/windows (the future is now old man)

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neko, to random

I laugh really hard when some retard says wikipedia is bad because its "woke" or whatever (not like they're real people anyway). I understand the logic of the term but i also think some wikipedia contributors secretly laugh at the political bias that occurs because its genuinely not what wikipedia is really about. its such a damn awesome source in terms of summarization and actually providing sources. I will never understand the logic because wikipedia is fucking TOOL for people who arent retarded and want to learn (but cant due to any sort of reason like shitty school systems) and its the best way now to brainwash people into learning new shit and finding sources and rabbithole things.

Its probably not the original purpose of wikipedia and the owners are a little weird and funny, but its certainly (has the potential to) advancing aspects of society because we can just search shit and find a wikipedia article thats well cited and debated. It's not perfect either but the fact that it just gives sources for shit is more than justifiable than any politically correct slop that is written that people complain about.

I can explain my high school experiences well enough to say that our entire school system in America is completely fucked and the teachers are the issue though. The only people at this point who are "gonna make it" NEED the internet (which is why you see younger people go on about "how would we live without the internet bruhhh😭😭") because we're fucking retarded.

Im writing this in the context where i assume none of my followers are Amerifats and live in probably more advanced societies where you get out of "high schools" at like 14 or 16 or something. We get out at 18 and then we are fed college and the social aspect ive 95% picked up of that now is "get through it lmao" because thats how all of high school is thrown at people here (one of my teachers would laugh at this idea and i really envied him). Half of our issues are likely accounting for "disabilities" and shit but we would be so fucking retarded if we just didnt have to adapt disability shit for everyone else in the planet.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk. Fuck ted though, who the fuck is ted anyway, maybe ill check wikipedia.

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@neko @thegreatape >not knowing about ryulong
>not knowing about the edit warriors
>not knowing about the scottish brony
wikipedia is edited by troons and wine aunts literally there was a article showing a "wikipedia editor" and she had no eggs.
https://www.wired.com/story/one-womans-mission-to-rewrite-nazi-history-wikipedia/

deprecated_ii, to random
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neat how the universal response companies have to falling revenue -- because people are getting poorer -- is to try to exploit customers more, lock them in, milk them for more money while offering less

I was told le free market would create innovation and competition

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@Red_Hat @YTFoidLover1488 @deprecated_ii @professionalbigot69 @themilkman at my old job we were building endless servers and I was asking myself what are they being used for, discord gooning and grooming?

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@All_bonesJones @LouisConde @dew_the_dew @deprecated_ii look do you expect people who get their ideas from "scifi authors thinking of the most evil shit" to actually understand consequences? Especially when unlike the boomers they speedrun the social engineering part.

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Thank you Bobby!

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@DrRyanSkelton @LittleTom @Remi I'm sure he knew at the end it'd be Microsoft's problem, not his. Now Microsoft has a failing publisher/dev to add to their slate and Bobby is cashing out.

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A day in the life of a crackhead, crackhead construction

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@Nudhul no but every day now for the past 2-3 days his dad has been chewing him out and hitting new levels of crackhead paranoia thinking that the games are watching his mouse pointer.

He can't even spam he hates his life or hear the music he's listening to because he smashed his keyboard and his headphones.

(the first video is him getting biscuits and you can hear him screaming at dad, the other vids are his rage meltdowns including dad coming in at the last second)

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@MrFuzzland @Nudhul kf found out what his room looks like and it's amazing

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@Tony @MrFuzzland @Nudhul he doesn't even have a keyboard to type I HATE MY LIFE on anymore he smashed it

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@Tony @MrFuzzland @Nudhul

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@theorytoe @MrFuzzland @Nudhul his life is like strip poker except when he loses instead of stripping he smashes more of his room

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@Tony @MrFuzzland @Nudhul the only interesting part about him is that it's proof that if you respect pronouns on reddit you can get away with literally harassing people

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@olmitch @Tony @MrFuzzland @Nudhul i knew so many drug addicts like him and cobes in my old discord days so shit like this is pure entertainment

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@olmitch @Tony @MrFuzzland @Nudhul the deletion threat was great too

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@burner @Tony @MrFuzzland @Nudhul @olmitch of course he is
https://kick.com/bossmanjack

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@olmitch @Tony @burner @MrFuzzland @Nudhul he's playing mines he's gonna lose it all

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@olmitch @Tony @burner @MrFuzzland @Nudhul >wins
>ups his bet
crackhead logic

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@olmitch @Tony @burner @MrFuzzland @Nudhul his streams are like edging
you just wait for him to lose it all or win big to lose it all (he loses it all)

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@olmitch @Tony @burner @MrFuzzland @Nudhul drinking even more

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@olmitch @Jiub @Monsignor_DickFace >loses
>bumps his bet up
stake's best gambler

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@olmitch @Jiub @Monsignor_DickFace "if I lose this I will leave"
>doesn't leave

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@olmitch @Jiub @Monsignor_DickFace he is literally the so back it's over cycle

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@olmitch @Jiub @Monsignor_DickFace >misclicks to bet everything
>clicks red
>loses it all
"have a good night guys"

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>Apps to keep track of, and cancel subscription

If you can't be assed to even look at your CC and bank statement at least once a fucking month and not know what your purchases are, you should probably get your CC revoked by someone

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@mangeurdenuage @mint @coolboymew @LodedDiaper why not unleash it with e621.net

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