@Ukko@akko.disqordia.space
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Ukko

@Ukko@akko.disqordia.space

Once Eris Disqordia murders me you may find my ghost at @eris

white, in their 20s, polyam, queer, bisexual lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.

admin of this instance, feel free to ask for an invite.

the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.

Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, and fake Erises DNI

Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority

Current PFP is A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous² PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous³ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/

My Ducal Court:

Wife Mother: https://akko.disqordia.space/users/nyahahaha

The cheetah sitting in the corner of the court room: @40

The messenger to the realms: @meso

Translator: https://akko.disqordia.space/users/unbody

Found my unfunny quotes

"@ukko what" - @ezio

'I thought "ukko" was a Indonesian gal?' - Cent

"@Ukko did you have to post this?" - @disarray

[Reply to Ukko]
"i actually thought ukko was a girl"
"no i meant osmium" - @Nishi

"@Ukko ukko." - @mia

cc @une

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RedCyberPandaz, to random
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IDC if you are a linux fan or a windows fan, an android fan or an IOS fan, a Firefox fan or a chrome fan. Stop thinking the technical flaws aren't flaws. I love linux and android and Firefox. But you know what, they got some issues that make them worse than the others, and the others have some issues that make them worse than the ones I like. Stop dismissing them and instead acknowledge that there are issues. Don't be ignorant. Be better.

Ukko,
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@RedCyberPandaz hope you don't get hit with the "i use foss and the limitations are good because of [50 paragraphs of cope&sneed]" bcs of this post

Ukko, to random
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Imagine visiting fourty to fuck him silly but you're stuck sitting in an applejack themed room while his big sister arcana is standing in the doorway making sure nothing uncouth is happening

18+ Ukko, to random
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fair Dushman quoth:
. 'tis known,
. . for years untold,
. I've done this
. . without a fault.
Meso the knave
. 'pon hearing this gave
to the post of Dushmane
. a repeat and a fave

f_o_u_r_t_y, to random
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Ukkoma cc @Ukko

Ukko,
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@f_o_u_r_t_y >In Finnish mythology, Akka is the wife of Ukko

kirby, to random
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tfw when it’s the 80s and you’re on a Vax machine and you make main an array of shorts and it actually compiles and works

Ukko,
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@kirby this is giving me bad ideas

Ukko,
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@kirby Update: yes it's possible

Ukko,
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@kirby Not enough supported platforms atm, you'll have to wait

Ukko,
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@kirby

5 centuries later here i am

gcc cursed.c && ./a.out

#if __linux__
#  define linux 1
#  define mac 0
#  define SECTION ".text"
<a class="hashtag" data-tag="elif" href="https://akko.disqordia.space/tag/elif">#elif</a> __APPLE__ && __MACH__
#  define linux 0
#  define mac 1
#  define SECTION "__TEXT,__text"
<a class="hashtag" data-tag="else" href="https://akko.disqordia.space/tag/else">#else</a>
#  error Unsupported OS
<a class="hashtag" data-tag="endif" href="https://akko.disqordia.space/tag/endif">#endif</a>

unsigned int main[] __attribute__((__section__(SECTION))) = {
<a class="hashtag" data-tag="if" href="https://akko.disqordia.space/tag/if">#if</a> __aarch64__

	0xd2800090 + 0x778 * linux,
	0xd2800020,
	0x100000c1,
	0xd28000c2,
	0xd4000001 + 0x1000 * mac,
	0xd2800030 + 0xb78 * linux,
	0xd2800000,
	0xd4000001 + 0x1000 * mac,
	0x45454e53,
	0xa44,

<a class="hashtag" data-tag="elif" href="https://akko.disqordia.space/tag/elif">#elif</a> __x86_64__

	0x1b8 + 0x300 * mac,
	0x1bf00 + 2 * mac,
	0x8d480000,
	0x1135,
	0x6ba00,
	0x50f0000,
	0x1b8 + 0x3b00 * linux,
	0xff314800 + 2 * mac,
	0x4e53050f,
	0xa444545,

<a class="hashtag" data-tag="else" href="https://akko.disqordia.space/tag/else">#else</a>
#  error Unsupported architecture
<a class="hashtag" data-tag="endif" href="https://akko.disqordia.space/tag/endif">#endif</a>
};
meso, to random
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петър телър уеянд

Ukko,
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