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Ukko

@Ukko@akko.disqordia.space

Once Eris Disqordia murders me you may find my ghost at @eris

white, in their 20s, polyam, queer, bisexual lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.

admin of this instance, feel free to ask for an invite.

the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.

Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, and fake Erises DNI

Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority

Current PFP is A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous² PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous³ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/

My Ducal Court:

Wife Mother: https://akko.disqordia.space/users/nyahahaha

The cheetah sitting in the corner of the court room: @40

The messenger to the realms: @meso

Translator: https://akko.disqordia.space/users/unbody

Found my unfunny quotes

"@ukko what" - @ezio

'I thought "ukko" was a Indonesian gal?' - Cent

"@Ukko did you have to post this?" - @disarray

[Reply to Ukko]
"i actually thought ukko was a girl"
"no i meant osmium" - @Nishi

"@Ukko ukko." - @mia

cc @une

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Ukko, to random
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he ain't laugh

usernameswift, to random
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You know, :3 is great and all but ع: has so much more personality

Ukko,
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@usernameswift غ: with a birthmark

Ukko, to random
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Hey @unbody @unabyssed by the way if you're still alive and on disqordia please migrate somewhere else as this instance is going to be burned as an effigy to the lady of night, haven't caught you in a while so idk if you knowe :3

yassie_j, to random
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Would you let me bounce you like a basketball?

Ukko,
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@yassie_j Would you still love me if I wasn't bouncy

Paulajak, to random
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Ukko,
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@Paulajak All

Ukko,
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@Paulajak And also neither because i'm a fakecel

Ukko, to random
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damn sister you got the whole transbian polycule euphoric

Yoshi, to random
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people throwing away half of the actual lessons you should be learning from the xz backdoor and instead going "systemd caused this by having integration with sshd" or "distributions caused this by using the systemd sshd integration" I'm going to fucking scream do you not understand that the open source software supply chain and thus half the tech landscape is always 2 steps from collapsing due to a backdoor like this potentially actually going under the radar for months (years?). if you have a backdoor like this in any fucking library that could maybe have a vector somewhere then god forbid when it's not related to systemd. where's your scapegoat then. grow a spine

Ukko,
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@Yoshi

Saw the following convo in a chat before.

Guy A:
>It affects openssh, and the backdoor in openssh is only possible because repos link libsystemd into openssh (and libsystemd links liblzma).
>
>Without systemd, or if systemd used a simple pipe for IPC instead of linking a full library we would not have this issue

Guy B:
>Just wanna note that we also would not have this issue if we consumed couple of liters of bleach for breakfast

And I think Guy B is showing the problem here very well if in a roundabout absurd way

Ukko, to random
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vriska, to random
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It's Friday morning you know what that means

Ukko,
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@f_o_u_r_t_y @vriska @a7 but mans younge aenglisc, nay?

Ukko, to random
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Ukko,
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@Paulajak red flag paula

She better be a commie not a nazi tho fr

Ukko,
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@Paulajak i shall hunt you down and kill you for you are an evil beaste

f_o_u_r_t_y, to random
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If someone refers to me as an "ice cold playa" with sincerity at least once in my life I can die happy

Ukko,
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@f_o_u_r_t_y hey there ice cold playa bwahaha

Ukko, to random
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unblock akko.disqordia.space, Eris Disqordia is no longer on here

Ukko,
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@f_o_u_r_t_y she gave me her home address, bad idea

Ukko,
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@affine @eris WHAT THE FUCK THAT'S RDRAMA ERIS

Ukko,
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@affine @eris What's your problem you you i you why do you hate me :blobcatoh: what did i do or not do to you to deserve this

Ukko,
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@f_o_u_r_t_y @eris @affine what the fuck no that's not how we do it in eastern europe go back to your shankshire

Ukko,
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@f_o_u_r_t_y @eris @affine
this blud is yappin,
im on the shitter crappin
dushman not havin a problem
and meso is being all solemn

Ukko,
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Ukko,
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@Paulajak @eris @f_o_u_r_t_y @affine no you're latvilian

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Ukko,
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@meso @Paulajak @a7 @lucy ftm brainworms

bl00d, to random Polish
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4am :hehe:

Ukko,
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@bl00d 5am :hehcat:

lucy, to random
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which xmpp client sucks least on desktop rn?

Ukko,
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@Paulajak @trump @lucy ohhhh thanks

waifu, to random

THEY EVEN USED A $ IN $ELLER ARE YOU FOR REAL WHYYYYYYYYYYY

RE: https://mai.waifuism.life/notes/9rfkjy3153ib0002

Ukko,
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@waifu wait is "DEVIANT ART $ELLER" alternating between two different fonts as well?

kotik, to random Russian
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Ukko,
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@kotik nyehehe

Ukko, to random
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I will never leave disqordia, eris will have to beat me to the death with a shovel

Anyways when she does, go see me on @eris i am not migrating

Ukko, to random
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Why is everybody migrating away from disqordia :marseyclueless:

Arcana, to random
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Ukko,
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@Arcana lost

Ukko, to random
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Look at all the illegal stuff Daniel Stevens of Ontario, Canada is doing

re: https://social.translunar.academy/objects/f02f0d0e-8990-4cc2-8707-cb442556dd6b

anathema, to random
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haha ... im funny ... im so funny haha

Ukko,
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@anathema that was a slow burn but i got it

Ukko, to random
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Ukko, to random
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Ukko,
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@evil VRYYYYYYYY i mean WHADDAHELL

Ukko,
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@evil leBOYomy

Ukko, to random
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@everyone it has come to my attention that @bl00d is a meanie and made me cry by accident 😭😭😭😭 they're a bad person and should be ostracised and put in a concentration camp for nazis

Ukko,
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@bl00d aren't you always slumbering, eepy one?

Ukko,
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@bl00d don't fall aeep on the bke

18+ Ukko, to random
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19

Ukko,
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@FrailLeaf mommy?

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Ukko,
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@Moon looking gorgeous moon

nyx, to random
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people who do drugs are exactly like how they're portrayed in the media. we have no regard for our lives and are mindless hedonists who will capriciously throw it all away just for one more hit of weed meth and regularly go into psychotic states where we tear each other apart like animals

Ukko,
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@nyx i want to do weed meth with nyx now

eris, to random
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Thank you @Ukko for being my 100th onlyfans subscriber

Ukko,
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@eris wow no way

Ukko, to random
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Kensokyrön Temppelineito Riikka Hakurinen

Ukko,
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@eris finnish wignats be like wyy mäste retüürinne

Ukko, to random
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@eris can i suck your right tit and jiggle the left one?

Ukko,
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@eris this is more fun than jiggling your tits ngl

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Ukko,
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