@Wiz@loli.church
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Wiz

@Wiz@loli.church

High priest of loli.church, shitposter, Terry enjoyer.

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graf, to random
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good morny friends :yes_nord:

Wiz,
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@graf is is regrettably morning

Wiz, to random
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Really starting to get this whole Elf thing

Wiz,
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@Griffith I just got introduced to smol ones first and it's hard to change

Wiz,
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@kvit @Griffith consider Elf Yamada

Wiz,
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@Kyou both is good

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Wiz,
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@zemichi Wait, Strawberry Marshmallow has a game?

Awoo, to random
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Would you ride the snek train with some frogs?
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Wiz,
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@Awoo No, I'm too heavy. I will make sure he gets where he's going safely though.

18+ sjw, to random
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Wiz,
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@koropokkur Not pittied, adored.

Wiz,
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@koropokkur Flat being perfect isn't an opinion, it's fact.

Wiz,
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@koropokkur I mean just fucking look at that. It's perfect.

Hyperhidrosis, to random
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it will NEVER be 2016 ever again, you will never experience the whimsical birth of epic memes.

Wiz,
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@binkle @Hyperhidrosis Ok, but, remember the name actually slaps.

RustyCrab, to random
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Reminder that you don't want threads federation :chiggerniggaseverementaldistress:

Wiz,
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@RustyCrab Bananas, you say

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Good Morning Fedi. :sunwave: :tanya_wave: :anubis_hi:
It's the last Thursday of the year hope it's not garbage. :konata01:
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Wiz,
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@sjw @Xenomorph As something of an armchair expert on the subject, she's not that busty. Heresy.

Wiz,
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@sjw @Xenomorph Absolutely disgusting.

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Wiz,
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@sjw @Xenomorph not if they're that size.

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@ChristiJunior @sjw @Xenomorph I've busted many times to her, so I choose both.

Wiz,
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@sjw @ChristiJunior @Xenomorph I'll never really know, but I'd like to imagine.

Wiz,
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@sjw @ChristiJunior @Xenomorph As previously discussed, no

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>give her my heart
>the very next day
>she gives it away

Wiz,
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@peemasons This coming year, to save yourself from sadness, I'd advise choosing a more viable recipient

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@peemasons

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Wiz,
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@peemasons you are welcome

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Wiz,
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@peemasons I don't really have anything relevant to reply to that with, but since you essentially sent be dubbed memes, here's Pippa singing Pomf Pomf Kimochi

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Wiz,
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@peemasons oh, you're into music are you?

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RustyCrab, to random
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I think I've decided on a DAC but then I'll read reviews of my chosen model and they're like "oh this is good but for just $50 more for model B you'll get a HUGE quality bump" and then you read the Model B reviews and it's like "well this is better but if you pay just $50 more for Model C the sound is LEGENDARY" and then you read the reviews for model C...

this is how they get you :blobcatinsane:

Wiz,
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@RustyCrab audiophile gear is snake oil incarnate.

Wiz,
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@RustyCrab Against my better judgement, I'll tag @dotnet as he'll have some insights as to where that magical pricepoint is.

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please someone for the love of God I need help please
I have made way too many beans for bean rice and cheese burritos please someone come over and help yourself to some beans i can't store them while i go visit family for Christmas for a week i'll even toast some tortillers for you

Wiz,
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@Paultron Hello,

My girlfriend and me have done dating for 5 month. I thought "This girl is very good," and became of love with her.

Yet even so, on this Monday, I comed home and found she as baked all my beans.

Yes, all. Oh brother.

In my cupboard I store several bag of bean, to make soft and to bake on some days, to have a bit of baked bean on my dinner. Or, heck, a lunch too some days.

But on the Monday I find this girlfriend baked all the beans. I say "Why do you bake my beans", and she say something as "I bakes them good to save time, so I bakes them all now."

I am astonished and full of dissmay. I say "I canfr not eat all the beans", she say she is froze many of the beans so as we can unfrozen the on a later day and eat some at a time.

But, if a bean is froze and unfrozed, the very good and very nice flavor of bean is gone far.

A bean is best if baked fresh as a Sunday Pie. Not to be froze and unfroze!

I told my girfriend I am so sad of this, as to my opinion the baking of the beans and to freeze them has ruin all my beans. She say I am "gone haywire" by my enragement and sad manners.

But I hates what she did to my beans.

On the days before Monday I thought "Will we marry the girlfriend? Well it might be so."

But now I am so sad she baked them beans. I am consider to end our relations and not be the boyfriend and girlfriend any more. But, is my idea wrong? Could my girlfriend make promise to not bake the beans? I do not know what doing to do and how to feel forgiving on her.

What can I do on this situation I said here? (In the text I write above this.)

Thank you.

RustyCrab, to random
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The worst content I have on my timeline is arguing about pointy ears vs floppy ears and I'd call that an achievement :blobcatcooljazz:

Wiz,
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@RustyCrab So, for the record, when I say I wanna fuck the dog, I mean Korone. No real dogs will be sexed.

Wiz,
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@RustyCrab Look, you can't really ever go wrong with the "in minecraft" disclaimer, and this is that for doggirls.

Wiz, to random
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Believe in something, even if it means sacrificing everything.

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i regret to inform the entirety of the fediverse that poasts main infrastructure has been paid entirely until december 2024

thank you to all who helped us reach this goal, enabling us to save 25% on our operating costs allowing us to have extra breathing room to grow poast. thank you all for being with us and god bless 🙏🏻

if you still wish to contribute and aren't yet👇🏻

one time fiat donations

monthly recurring fiat donations

crypto donations

merch, vpn (50% off for life :mind_blown_boar:) and other ways

Wiz,
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@graf why don't you say a few racial slurs to celebrate

18+ PhilSchedia, to random

Silver or gold 🤔

Wiz,
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@PhilSchedia Multi track drifting time.

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    Wiz,
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    @Kyou Agreed. Shit taste.

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    Wiz,
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    @RustyCrab Turn 360 degrees and walk away (to get the gun)

    MelGibsonafter4Beers, to random
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    "You will burn and you will burn out; you will be healed and come back again." - Fyodor Dostoevsky

    Wiz,
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    @MelGibsonafter4Beers her voice is pretty.

    sjw, to random
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    What's your favourite thing about vaginas?

    Wiz,
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    @sjw not personally having one.

    Wiz, to random
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    Picked up a few new blocks today for "admin racism". I promptly discussed this with the instance owner and here is that discussion.

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