critical

@critical@blob.cat

I like puns and anime. I sometimes shitpost.
I try to make jokes whenever I can.

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@puniko what would a woozy woozy look like? :neocat_think_woozy:

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I'm coming to visit

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I tried to tell the boss to kill himself.
DM didn't let me convince him.
Boss got mad and downed me twice.

Maybe using constitution as my dump stat wasn't a good idea.

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Some people SIMP for models
Others overdose on drugs
I do both with Blobcats :blobcat:

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@voltrina :blobcatfluffangry:

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Let's all love @icedquinn :blobcathuggies:

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Officially sick :blobcatsick:

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the new idiot test
you can buy and sell guns but they have to be fully disassembled
you have to be smart enough to follow instrucdtions and put it together to have it :blobcatgooglybadumtss:

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@icedquinn isn't that how they smuggle guns past security?

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I have too many books for this system I'm never going to get to use rofl

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@icedquinn why do your pants have a hole in them? :blobcatthinkowo:

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@icedquinn oh, you have the nude virus? :blobcatworried:

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i need a machine that just causes immediate unconscousness

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@icedquinn :blobcathammer: :ablobcatgoogly:

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reading fedi backlog since i'm not allowed to socialize :neocat_book:

... really i just learn that people only make me sad.

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@icedquinn what are your expectations for people? :ablobcatwobble:

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why does this have such uplifting music

video/mp4

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@nhk
cc @icedquinn

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@Jain @icedquinn https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3021768017

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@voltrina @Jain @icedquinn liquid blobium :ablobcatmelt:

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Tip: Pooping is easier if you lower your pants.

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:ablobcathungry: peanut butter

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@icedquinn jelly time :gummycat:

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@nikiboo
cc: @icedquinn

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:blobcatlaydown: lonl

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@icedquinn :blobcathuggies:

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Not yet finished but let me post some awesome hardware

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@Jain are you the camera man? :blobcatcamera:

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@Jain jain the producer/mixer :ablobcatbongo:

Do you use OBS?

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@Jain where are you streaming this to or is it only a recording?

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Found a thread with guys measuring their dicks :blobcatsleepless:
WTF

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:blobcatlaydown: woop i did a little unconscious

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@icedquinn are you alright?
What happened? :ablobcatworried:

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I want to annoy all the corpos so much, they start actually valuing my privacy for real so as to not deal with me ever again.

RE: https://fedi.catboy.agency/notes/9q5nw7l3xjcb02co

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@enigmatico they will value your info and take you out :neocat_gun:

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@enigmatico OK
I'm taking you out to a romantic dinner at McDonald's.

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@enigmatico :neocat_nom_burger:

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playing around with ComfyUI again...
having tiling issues :blobcatfrowningbig:

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@Jain can it make blobcats?

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Happy birthday, Quinn blob
Happy birthday, Quinn blob
Happy birthday Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you :blobcathug:
:blobcattoot: :blobcatbirthday: :ablobcatfloofpat: :blobcatquinn: :ablobcatdj:
:ablobcatattentionreverse: @icedquinn :ablobcatattention:

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What's your favourite bread?

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"Your earbuds are no match for my second gen AirPods Pro. Apple is just better."

Dude... I got my earbuds for free.
And I won't get an iPhone or spend money on overpriced Apple products.

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aw bees which one of you has my solder

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@icedquinn :blobcatgooglypen:

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@icedquinn :blobcatballnom:

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Made ginger tea.
Not making that mistake again. :ablobcatcoffee:

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:blobcatnotlike:

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@blobcat 💊 :blobcatscience: { Take this )

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miau

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@icedquinn @mia меw меw :blubcat:

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Yeah, I am drunk :ablobcatgoogly:

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Have you seen my strudel?

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@icedquinn hmm, maybe.
I'll check behind the toast.
:blobcatbreadpeek:

:blobcatquinn: :blank: :blobcatbreadpeek: Hey quinn! What are you doing behind my toast?

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@Jain I just had the best idea for a game
Blob cat simulator

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@Jain @akatsukilevi :ablobcatwobble:

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