elderemosarecool

elderemosarecool, 17 days ago to random

How to spend your last day in school:

1. skip school
2. get picked up by someone you barely know online that's twice your age
3. give that person head while they drive back you to their home
4. lose your virginity
5. profit

That's how you end your junior year of high school

elderemosarecool, 20 days ago to random

@luwa I'm in my 30s, so teenagers still feel like children to me-

RE: https://tummy.town/objects/5c9058c7-ef3f-4544-91a6-d2e125ea2a41

elderemosarecool, 1 month ago to random

me thinking about someone I'm falling in love with but I can't say who :nice_pleading:

elderemosarecool, 1 month ago to random

What would you do if you're unarmed and got cornered by predator hunters?

arisudotexe, 2 months ago (edited 2 months ago) to random

What should I listen to (comment for other)

elderemosarecool, 2 months ago to random

so how is everyone? what's life on fediverse been like since I've been gone?

arisudotexe, 5 months ago to random

I never fail to see cute girls at this grocery store. Every time it's just Cuties upon cuties

elderemosarecool, 5 months ago to random

Is this more than you bargained for yet? 🤔
Oh 😳
Don't mind me 😌
I'm watching you two from the closet 👀
Wishing to be the f r i c t i o n in your jeans 👖

Isn't it messed up how I'm just dying to be him? 😏
I'm just a notch in your bed post 🛌🏽
But you're just a line in a song ✍🏽

/lyr

arisudotexe, 5 months ago to random

Forfeit the game before somebody else

Takes you out of the frame

And puts your name to shame

Cover up your face, you can't run the race

The pace is too fast, you just won't last

/lyr

arisudotexe, 5 months ago to random

Oh my fucking god

elderemosarecool, 5 months ago to random

What's the difference between complex c and pro c?