funnyanimal, 6 days ago to random

hey does anyone else wonder why the hysteria over supposed pedophile billionaires running the world & corrupting innocent children mirrors classic antisemitic conspiracy theories so well? or is it just me? just curious haha!

funnyanimal, 12 days ago to random

pedo, zoo, & necro contact stance survey v1

boosts appreciated :]

something simple to start with. feel free to suggest ways to improve on future versions of this, and let me know other survey ideas you might like to see!

funnyanimal, 15 days ago to random

i can’t find it now but i’m thinking about that screenshot from the anti telegram group that was like “a minor has come forward about their time on the pediverse” or whatever, it had more details than that but like godddd GOD SORRY BUT WOWWW I WONDER WHO IT WAS??? i wonder if it could POSSIBLY be the person who has literally been publicly talking about doing exactly that all while making extremely obvious edgy bait posts and being clearly mentally unwell for like over a week now, who for some reason still hasn’t been banned from their instance yet despite the fact that it would obviously the best option for everyone involved

sorry if i sound like an asshole but i’m always the one who ultimately gets blamed by antis for this type of shit and even if you don’t care about that well at some point your sense of self-preservation has to kick in if nothing else. you can’t seriously be wondering why your sites keep getting taken down when you turn a blind eye to this shit time and time again

funnyanimal, 20 days ago to random

starting 1-on-1 conversations is so hard DX especially when u just kinda wanna say hi and see how someone’s doing

funnyanimal, 23 days ago to random

i’m considering setting up a website & pediverse instance focused primarily on radqueer/paraphilia theory, activism, and serious discussion. the activitypub aspect would be most likely run on a misskey fork called sharkey.

there’s a possibility that it would be a mostly private instance in the style of nnia.cc, but i’m not entirely sure yet…

registrar recommendations welcome; mainly considering liberato.io rn because they’ve been cool even if customer service is a bit slow sometimes, and i don’t think i’ve heard of them suspending pedi instances yet? but even if they have, i feel like this one would be tame enough to survive.

domain ideas are also welcome, though i’d prefer them to be suggested privately so antis don’t snipe the URLs XP

if anyone’s interested in collaborating on this project in some way (by being an admin, mod, or whatever else you have in mind) please feel free to reach out~

funnyanimal, 29 days ago to random

happy pride! reminder that paraphiles are queer by almost any coherent definition of the term! you can’t have a word that refers to sexual deviance from the norm without implicitly including pedophilia, zoophilia, and other minority sexualities! :map_flag:

funnyanimal, 1 month ago to random

meeting other paraphiles and just fuckin’ vibing is existentially healing. the world is a beautiful place and i am no longer afraid to die and whatnot

funnyanimal, 1 month ago to random

“there’s your proof [that this is harmful] […] you don’t even have to touch anybody; you’ve touched their hearts” kind of goes crazy hard i can’t lie

pedi is a certified infohazard

RE: https://eepy.express/objects/2d06bfcd-be37-43e9-bfe7-b1642166b99a

funnyanimal, 2 months ago to random

it’s so funny when people are like “THIS IS WHAT I STAND FOR AND BELIEVE IN 😤” and it’s just a laundry list of opinions that are fully in line with the status quo. like damn!! 18+ AoC? follow your local laws?? we getting a little spicy tonight huh!!!

funnyanimal, 2 months ago to random

transage emoji symbol system i keep thinking about:

• 🌑 baby
• 🌒 toddler
• 🌓 child
• 🌔 tween
• 🌕 teen
• 🌖 young adult
• 🌗 adult
• 🌘 elder
• 🪐 xenoage
• ⭐ ageless

funnyanimal, 2 months ago to random

y’all know how gays own rainbows? 🌈 🏳️‍🌈

i think pedos should own the sun ☀️ :cl:

funnyanimal, 2 months ago to random

another song made with suno.ai with lyrics mostly written by me this time :D this is way too addicting lmao

LYRICS:

I’m every poor rotten MAP you ever shamed to death

The blood on your hands clings like shit on your breath

I really don’t know what you’re yapping about

But your ribs are showing, you’re starving for clout

I can show you how to love if you just stop hating

But I don’t know what to do when you’re this frustrating

You say “babe wake up there’s new Twitter discourse”

I want to scream until my tranny voice goes hoarse!

Your body count is too damn high

For someone who always cries

When taking calls from strangers in your home

You’ll never be someone I call friend

If all it takes for your knee to bend

Is saying some things are best left alone

I can show you how to love if you just stop hating

But I don’t know what to do, I can’t keep waiting

You ask if I think some zoo fur should die

And my voice is stuck, so instead I just start

To cry

funnyanimal, 2 months ago to random

video/mp4

funnyanimal, 3 months ago to random

you aren’t going to catch any flies by slathering their nest in vinegar. you don’t have to put out honey for ‘em, but maybe just leave ‘em be instead.

funnyanimal, 4 months ago to random

antis will send graphic death threats and make fun of you for reacting badly but then will proceed to pee themselves in fear and cry about sexual harassment if u reply with a silly loli meme. the fact is that if one of those dumbasses tried to come at me irl i can simply incapacitate them into a quivering ball of fake, exaggerated, self-indulgent “””trauma””” with a single anime drawing. and that’s really fucking funny

funnyanimal, 4 months ago to random

is there a penis equivalent of cunny

funnyanimal, 4 months ago to random

normalize the terms anthrophilia & anthrosexuality (attraction to humans) in paraphile communities tbh, like to the same degree that the terms teleiophilia & teleiosexuality (attraction to adults) are normalized. maybe we can make the terms biophilia & biosexuality (attraction to living beings) happen too

funnyanimal, 4 months ago to random

it’s honestly so funny how normalized it is to be in romantic love with an animal up until you explicitly identify it as a form of zoosexuality

funnyanimal, 4 months ago to random

there needs to be a transid term for making a little squeaky noise when you smile like the my little ponies do

funnyanimal, 4 months ago to random

it’s actually so fucked that spaying and neutering animals is also known as “fixing” them tbh

funnyanimal, 4 months ago to random

the xenosatanism carrd is like hilariously unpolished and sloppy for something that ended up successfully coining an actual term some people use

my favorite parts:

• “commercialization of human flesh” as an important tenet of the ideology
• the random plea for “urban cyberpunk aesthetics”

funnyanimal, 5 months ago to random

the golden ratio is kinda pedo-coded imo… :cl:

funnyanimal, 5 months ago to random

as a relatively neutral observer of contact discourse, i feel that leftist pro-cs need to organize better. anti-cs have a bunch of organizations and some decently useful wikis, while all pro-cs really have is fuckin’ newgon, which does have a lot of good information and resources but is also pretty tainted by its transphobia and bad politics.