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graf

@graf@poa.st

timeline terrorist,
proud legal business haver

avatar created using novelai and photoshop
banner by https://poa.st/users/AWIVR

moderation concern? tag one of the mods poa.st/about

want your own instance?
too retarded to maintain it yourself?
:btrfly: btrf.ly

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good morning internet chads,
it's fridey 🎉

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graf,
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graf, to random
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@milk there's a place here that has a skooma drink

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poast tv's newest transcoding server is has been built and racked featuring nvidia tesla GPUs. waiting on port assignment in the queue and i can begin moving everything to that.

raw spec:

2x Intel Xeon E5-2680 v4
128GB RAM
4x 960GB Database SSD NVMe in RAID-10
42TB HDD RAID-5
Nvidia Tesla P4 8GB GDDR5 GPUs
10Gbit Network Uplink

this is not included in the yearly drive but I have paid yearly for the network which will reduce our costs further

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ah yes, five minutes to four am
time to make food

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Good afternoon fedifriends
I am once again off to the coffee shop to do zero work for my boss who is not paying me :ayaya:

graf,
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@sjw @ceo_of_monoeye_dating good afternoon ceo, sjw
sometimes it's cozy to sit and work (or do nothing) in coffee shop

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@parker a few years ago you said something about you thought maybe orthodox was best church and I said you were dumb. Well I'd like to apologise and admit that I was wrong and that you might be onto something

graf,
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@sjw @parker based

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@graf
Check your donations soon.

Marry Christmas! :02_heart:

graf,
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@SuperSnekFriend thank you friend I will not spend it all in the same place

graf, to random
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think im gonna get wings for dinner. thoughts? what about you guys?

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I was checking out the subreddit of the college I went to many years ago and it's full of Indians asking how to break the law by working cash jobs under the table (and calling anybody who says it's illegal a "racist white Canadian", threads about businesses blacklisting the college from hiring, threads from professors taking about cheating student epidemic.

keep in mind this college went from 90% local enrollment to almost 90% international enrollment, all Indians, in the last 3 years. it's crazy. they've taken what was once a prestigious school and literally shit all over it. why are Indians like this?

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"We all are above everyone else, life in India is very difficult."

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sjw, to random
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Women with extra large vaginas

graf,
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@sjw like, the whole thing is large? or just the labia minora?

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graf,
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@sjw @Fiddle if somebody asked you to prove it, could you? if so, how?

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graf,
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@sjw before I vote, what are the certain hobbies

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the ten users who don't have poast blocked who will see this will be ouraged

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>open registration
>the only 3 people to join are major schizos
ok

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I'm eating Red 40 flavoured hotdogs for dinner
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graf,
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@sjw wtf

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@dcc @sjw the guy who owns the datacenter poast is in send me this on telegram like an hour ago. what did he and sjw mean by this coincidence

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>wyatt found his way back into the matrix

18+ graf,
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I've been bedridden for 24 hours. What'd I miss?

graf,
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@Moon @thatbrickster ashburn, VA

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@Awoo @Moon @thatbrickster I'm not sure if it was scraping so much as trying to crawl, but something was fetching mass amounts of data yes

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Lmao Android got iMessage support before iOS got RCS support

https://www.beeper.com

I bet :apple_inc: is going to be butthurt about this
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@sjw trying rn

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@sjw to register on imessage it texts this to apple

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@sjw text me and see

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extremely overrated technology thread: original imac. Underpowered, slow as shit, horrible mouse, almost no upgrade options.

graf,
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@sjw @Moon i loved my m2 macbook pro so much i bought the m3 pro macbook pro

graf, to random
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having cup soup in a hello kitty mug and a single clementine for dinner, and you?

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GOOD DAY

graf,
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@sjw @ElDeadKennedy imagine the sound

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fellas i finally made it

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sharing this in the event some of you instance admins haven't seen it. i checked ours, he's using the user agent string "unshortenit 0.4.0" and has been hammering at the rate of 5r/s since 01/Dec/2023:00 :28:46 +0000

ive blocked the user agent string and blackholed the ip. apparently this guy @Drand was given grant money to do this and is conducting himself in a malicious manner. perhaps some of that grant money should be given to instance operators

RT: https://nya.social/notes/818c3d1bdb3e20788eb08e25

graf, to random
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time to take my happy pills :pills: and chug a glass of orange juice with pulp. you don't drink your orange juice without pulp, do you anon?

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@sjw dont worry i just finished eating two clementines, about as healthy as eating a bag of :doritos:

graf, to random
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>walmart slowly replacing the chinese, Korean and Japanese sections of the international aisle with nothing but Indian shit

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here's what happens when the world of islam and basic bitch pop feminism collide

warning - this is a painfully dumb bitch

sauce: tiktok.com/t/ZT8fSgmWF/

video/mp4

graf,
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@sjw @GrungeQueef "next ill be following you home"

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everybody go wish sjw a happy birthday

RT: https://bae.st/objects/24ab709c-0b67-4065-b8b0-3cb6b7ba144b

sjw, to random
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Got Baest back up at least. Now I just want this shitty day to end.

graf,
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@sjw welcome back friend, happy birthday 🎂

graf, to random
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>he doesn't have a padoru avi

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>microsoft injects credit card ads into outlook now
>the outlook I paid to own, not the monthly sub. i paid for it

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currently abusing mugicha.club

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new porgmoticon just dropped and it's 🔥

:clueless_corgi:

RT: https://poa.st/objects/16f29b29-1bc0-434e-8c54-a1415766bc97

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@graf got ahold of some of that buldak ramen you're always talking about and it definitely doesn't disappoint

graf,
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@Oni try to get the bottles of sauce. you can add it to pizza sauce, or pasta or really anything. the sauce is amazing

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on poast on vr

hitlerhitlerhitlerhitlerhitler, to random German
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dear @pippa, more like POOPA@PISSPEE.IO HEIL HITLER

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LOL what in the fuck is wrong with the russian government trying to police proxy services?

invidious.poast.org/watch?v=NR57D2UVqm4

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@SuperSnekFriend @eee in the last 48 hours we've received two of these from Roscomnadzor

they are busy policing shit outside of Russia because of their insanely high teen suicide rate then trying to deal with shit in their own country. it's pretty sad

they emailed our upstream about this, not the host of that box so I imagine they will pressure us to remove it so I already text our new datacenter owner to get something in line to move it and I'll do that tomorrow

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@SuperSnekFriend @eee i dont personally care about the email or russia's issues. i care about our russian janny and ive given him tools to access the outside world as russia builds its own great firewall and we have communication outside of this. i will not back down so russia will absolutely end up blocking us since thats basically what the email is threatening

sad state of affairs when china is considerably more free

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@Varus @SuperSnekFriend @eee no they are trying to prevent russians from accessing suicide videos and music that "drove them" to it. here's the one from yesterday

poa.st/notice/AV1AErPTiAewybTGxE

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@Varus @SuperSnekFriend @eee i dunno man but im going to move it tomorrow. in the interim here's my reply

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