cant stop thinking of the most stereotypical zoomerest kid i saw at the 711 the other day, he had airpods on while checking people out and was ignoring a vendor, he was moving very very slowly, had the brocolli cut and a bad mustache. had a look of complete bafflement on his face by default.
There are some people who are otherwise very intelligent who you'd think would know it's useless and annoying to rant about politics on a backwater funposting network that no one of importance will ever see (this is a subpost)
had a dream that i was trying to decide what post apocalyptic skill to learn and i decided to go with learning how to make axes to chop trees. As I was testing one of the axes I almost chopped down an old growth tree covered in cicadas with white patches on their backs.
Then I got on an elliptical but had to get off it because a kind of invisible bug had bitten me and made my skin tingle in the most aggressively uncomfortable way I had ever felt. The only way to get it to stop was to take a shower.
After the shower I was explaining all this to @wife when she said "what are those" and pointed to a bunch of spherical growths of about 1/2 inch diameter dotting my arms. They all had these white-plastic-looking hex-wrench-bolt faces on them all facing in random directions.
I said "I don't know don't touch them" (not wanting them to spread to her) and started to back away but then she smiled mischieviously and touched them and then I woke up
