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ninja8tyu, to random
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nothing like an email from toydemon that says my points are going to expire in 3 days

i mean, it's not like i go out buying new onaholes frequently...

and honestly, i'd be impressed with the vitality of those who are able to fucking do that for a massive length of time...

i'd lose roughly 2 cents worth of points lol, and i can't easily use 'em because i'm living in a shared house

ninja8tyu,
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@luithe well, i do have my own room, so long as nobody's a snoop, no one'll find it

it also helps that i sleep when everyone else is awake, so i always have the best opportunity to wank off and clean everything

unfortunately it means there's only a select few hours i can really jerk off, or at least sneak to the bathroom and clean the shit

also helps to wrap it in a towel or something or pretend you're taking a shower to get it clean, then move it back to your room when you're done

i also learned a little bit of social engineering, so i know playing it normal means no one gives a shit, and honestly, so long as they don't ask stupid menial questions, you'll tend to get away

18+ ninja8tyu,
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@luithe also recommend getting something small enough to easily clean and conceal

honestly i want my own house now, i want a giant fucking sex doll just to know how it'd feel to fuck, god fuck i can't believe they sell a loli sex doll (without the head and luimbs and shit ofc)

i can't sneak this shit away easily around the house, but god... it's fucking limited...

18+ ninja8tyu,
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@LolikingSama @luithe it's toydemon, i remember paying with paypal (they don't have an issue with sex so long as it's a physical product, fuck digital artists tho ;_;)

the packaging is generally discreet as well, so you don't need to worry about anyone seeing ANIME CUNNY FUCK DOLL 1000 for Joe Carpenter (unless you forget to check discreet packaging)

honestly looking at the reviews and peoples' pictures of it...

i can sneak it... i can sneak it around... i know i can... i definitely can... but can i...? it's not easy to hide but it's small enough... do i want to risk it...? i want to fuck it though...

ninja8tyu, to random
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my roommate's worthless annoying cat somehow managed to get into my room and made a giant mess

this is why i kept her out of my room, but her persistence is going to lead me to become an zoosadist

i despite vermin whose existence is to be nothing but a nuisance that causes trouble for others

i was busy fixing up a fucking shoe rack and this piece of shit cat...

i have ideas i mustn't act on.

ninja8tyu,
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@Tamamo :sussyjew:

rlier23, to random
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oh hey let's look at the new bombergirls charac- :Hoshino_Woke: :ultracum:

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ninja8tyu,
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@VTArgyle @rlier23 looks fun to play, but no en translation

so guess nihongo jouzu is needed

ninja8tyu,
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@Iffine @VTArgyle @rlier23 no pity system, whew

though, i doubt it's hard to earn rolls; it's fucking bomberman, who sucks at this game

ninja8tyu,
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@Ronnie21093 @Iffine @VTArgyle @rlier23 and everyone playing it seems based af

rlier23, to random
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Man Twitter is such a shit place i stuck to their shitty retarded rules and Even then i got suspended out of fucking nowhere

@Ene

ninja8tyu,
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@rlier23 @lapin @Ene need to use the greek omicron for the o's to get around twitter's censors

ninja8tyu, to random
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ninja8tyu,
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@Ronnie21093 you think as i do

18+ Azur_Fenix, to random
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HINA TIME!!!!

Now I just another pillow so I can have her and Mutsuki at the same time.

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ninja8tyu,
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@Azur_Fenix @LolikingSama there might be a difference in durability/duration, whichever one gives away first

poopernova, to random
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Wisdom from cherry fox

ninja8tyu,
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@poopernova not everyone is good at cooking

ninja8tyu, to random
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um u

ninja8tyu,
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@Tamamo i think she's talking about new people coming in specifically to be obnoxious, but i don't check twitter enough nor what shitfest is happening there to know

also, not sure what the problem is even in that event

ninja8tyu, to random
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what is the story behind the guy eating soup and the two guys in the same weird mask costume anyway?

ninja8tyu,
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@luithe i figured, but i'm surprised people think it's scary

it's weird at best, but the only horror is the unknown

maybe it was just a thing from the early internet, when it was still considered a scary place

centralized places like youtube, facebook, twitter, and all the like are like the homes, and other sites that aren't mainstream are the unexplored wilderness of the digital age

ninja8tyu, to random
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i wonder how fucked up it'd be to put mayo on pizza

ninja8tyu,
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@LolikingSama :zt_smug2:

ninja8tyu,
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@LolikingSama i have put mayo on pizza

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