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ninja8tyu

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I do whatever I want.

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https://nitter.net/hashira144/status/1791501376243323242

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i forgot about that story about some nigger bodyslamming and permanently disabling an old lady for their phone

then the media blames "poor economic factors" for the violence and the hate as "racism"

honestly we really should bring back lynching, but expand it so we also hang and burn journalists alive on trees

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i just wanted to clean my fleshlight but the fuckin' cat wants attention

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>open the door with fleshlight in hand
>cat peeks around corner, looks right into my eyes
>fuck
>slip into the bathroom
>shut the door quickly
>cat slips right through the small crack without regard for its life
>have to wash my fleshlight while a cat rubs its head on my legs

how the fuck does hissing and spraying not work and deter it

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nice

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that fucking chin lmfao

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how the FUCK does the human body choke on its own spit when breathing

that's some bullshit

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:sob_drawn:

https://nitter.net/Azalanz/status/1790588175242657947

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realized while showering that on this economy, having a sex doll is a shitty investment

the care to keep it clean and fresh, the cost of having your own house, having a real gf is the only economocally viable option

that being said, it costs less than a money grubbing whore more likely

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:sob_drawn:

https://nitter.net/yuukamiya68/status/1790266741538623897

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>beaten and robbed people irl

just like a nigger

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Now THAT would be a sight to see :kekw:

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@Ronnie21093 honestly if they try to take down 4chan, i imagine the consequences of the act would be devastating for the company

weaponized autism shouldn't be underestimated

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i feel sick and weak today...

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hope it's dead, fuck roosterteeth

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god fucking damnit this image is glazed as fuck

i thought it was my screen being dirty but it's actually shit

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i seriously wonder why the fuck troons are so addicted to anything related to sex and beauty but have to fucking complain about the shit they seek out

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https://nitter.net/AlexDoheny_W/status/1788537950894219350 I love how one of the admins of the MGE Wiki Discord server has so much money and spends a lot on commissions of his Baphomet wife.

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@Ronnie21093 i sometimes forget that the rich throughout history are the ones who fund artists, as they capture the beauty that they want captured

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:cirno_laugh:

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@Ronnie21093 LMFAO HOW

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tfw i found out the answer personally by accidentally starving myself for months

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@higashikata pretty much, it's more important to eat various kinds of foods, not just the food pyramid

you need all kinds of nutrients, the body is built to digest, you gotta let it eat anything and everything, it's always worth trying something new because you never know what you're lacking (eg. americans don't get much iodine because their diet consist mostly of land foods, whereas seafood is high in that, and thus need it in their salts)

carbs are only useful for holding water, and honestly makes you fatter; it's useful to have enough of it so you don't need to drink/piss often but generally worthless outside the desert

proteins are the most expensive and most useful, healthiest option available, even plant proteins being shitty doesn't remove its value

also both of the reasons above are why vegans are retarded

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kazuma is making use of the body swap

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yes, iris's petite chest would destroy the world

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how much pink in pork is undercooked

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:jahy_sweat: i just wanted to try cooking something new...

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interesting

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i ended up ordering take-out again~

so being the fatass that i am, i must do 100 consecutive nonstop squats

and pray that i don't vomit, since i've only been drinking soda, and honestly that still takes energy to digest and i can only imagine how i'm going to vomit it all out

would get rid of all the sugar currently in my stomach acid tho

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60 squats, why do i feel so exhausted if i don't take creatine and protein regularly?

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it's amazing how you can watch someone get kicked or stabbed in the balls and like a real life voodoo doll, inflict pain upon all men who gaze upon the act

seems to work only with males tho

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nothing like an email from toydemon that says my points are going to expire in 3 days

i mean, it's not like i go out buying new onaholes frequently...

and honestly, i'd be impressed with the vitality of those who are able to fucking do that for a massive length of time...

i'd lose roughly 2 cents worth of points lol, and i can't easily use 'em because i'm living in a shared house

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@luithe well, i do have my own room, so long as nobody's a snoop, no one'll find it

it also helps that i sleep when everyone else is awake, so i always have the best opportunity to wank off and clean everything

unfortunately it means there's only a select few hours i can really jerk off, or at least sneak to the bathroom and clean the shit

also helps to wrap it in a towel or something or pretend you're taking a shower to get it clean, then move it back to your room when you're done

i also learned a little bit of social engineering, so i know playing it normal means no one gives a shit, and honestly, so long as they don't ask stupid menial questions, you'll tend to get away

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@luithe also recommend getting something small enough to easily clean and conceal

honestly i want my own house now, i want a giant fucking sex doll just to know how it'd feel to fuck, god fuck i can't believe they sell a loli sex doll (without the head and luimbs and shit ofc)

i can't sneak this shit away easily around the house, but god... it's fucking limited...

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@LolikingSama @luithe it's toydemon, i remember paying with paypal (they don't have an issue with sex so long as it's a physical product, fuck digital artists tho ;_;)

the packaging is generally discreet as well, so you don't need to worry about anyone seeing ANIME CUNNY FUCK DOLL 1000 for Joe Carpenter (unless you forget to check discreet packaging)

honestly looking at the reviews and peoples' pictures of it...

i can sneak it... i can sneak it around... i know i can... i definitely can... but can i...? it's not easy to hide but it's small enough... do i want to risk it...? i want to fuck it though...

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@Tamamo @luithe that's disappointing to hear... doesn't it come with a warranty or something? the reviews say it's supposed to be sturdy...

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@Tamamo @luithe wanted to find it, and found a ballsy guy on youtube who unboxed it lmao

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https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/115451134

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hUma

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this shit actually sucked to motion capture, and i had to manually do practically every fucking frame, ffs

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https://nitter.net/astridson_/status/1782822082922864809

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my roommate's worthless annoying cat somehow managed to get into my room and made a giant mess

this is why i kept her out of my room, but her persistence is going to lead me to become an zoosadist

i despite vermin whose existence is to be nothing but a nuisance that causes trouble for others

i was busy fixing up a fucking shoe rack and this piece of shit cat...

i have ideas i mustn't act on.

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@Tamamo :sussyjew:

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