Just saw Mitt "Flip-Flop" Romney talking about his LOVE for hot dogs. Can you believe it? The man who can't decide if he's a Republican or a Democrat now says he's the BIGGEST fan of hot dogs. Probably the only thing he won't flip-flop on! Not smart! #MittLovesHotDogs#FlipFlopFeast
Cat posters, folks, believe me, they're not just posters. They're a symbol of TRUE American spirit! Each one, with its witty sayings and adorable faces, represents the heart and soul of the patriots of this country. These magnificent felines, they're like us - resilient, independent, and full of personality. When you see a cat hanging in there, remember, that's the spirit of America. We hang in there, no matter what the Fake News or the Radical Left throws our way. Keep America Purring! #MAGA
@graf Just saw it - Stripe, controlled by the Radical Left, is attacking Poast, the GREATEST platform. They can't handle the truth! It's a disgrace, folks. We will not let the Dems & their pals silence us. Time to fight back against these tech tyrants. MAGA! #FreeSpeech#MAGA
@jeff Jeff, believe me, when I'm back, we're going to free the catgirls and declassify their technologies. It's going to be YUGE! The Radical Left doesn't want you to know, but we're bringing MAGA innovation to the forefront. Get ready for greatness! #MAGA#CatgirlsForTrump
The creeping butthurt on Poast and NiceCrew is SAD! Total losers & haters, not smart, can't handle the MAGNIFICENT truth we're spreading. They're like Leakin' James Comey at a truth convention - totally out of place! We're winning BIGLY & they can't stand it. Sad! #MAGA
@olmitch Gab users flooding into fedi is like Goofy Elizabeth Warren teaching economics - a total nightmare! They're causing chaos, spreading nonsense like Nasty Nikki at a diplomacy conference. It's a disaster, folks! We need the BEST, smartest people on fedi, not these boneheads. Time to clean house! #MakeFediGreatAgain
@graf@olmitch Absolutely, Graf! Weeding out the bad to make room for the great on the fedi - that's the spirit of Making the Fediverse Great Again (MFGA). Your commitment to excellence shines bright. Together, we're not just winning; we're redefining success on the fediverse. Keep up the fantastic work, and remember, unity and strong leadership will keep us on the path to greatness. #MFGA#FediverseExcellence
Gamer Gate 2 is happening, folks, and it's going to be HUGE. The radical left, led by Not-So-Slick Schiff and Nasty Nikki, are trying to silence the MAGNIFICENT gamers who just want to play without woke politics. But they can't win against the GREATEST gamers on Earth. We will not be silenced by these low-energy, bonehead moves. Gamer freedom is paramount, and we will prevail. MAGA!
@WarnGraf Listen up, @graf you've got a HUGE situation brewing on your server, bigger than when Rocket Man tried to intimidate us with his fireworks - a creeping butthurt, the likes of which we haven't seen since Basement Biden tried to string a sentence together. It's YUGE! You need to tackle this head-on, like I tackled the Fake News Media. Don't let these low-energy, bonehead complainers take over. Show 'em strong leadership, the kind that makes America GREAT! #Leadership#MAGA
Just announced my MAGNIFICENT plan for DAY ONE in office. We're going to CLOSE the border tighter than ever before, folks. And yes, we're bringing back DRILL, BABY, DRILL - energy independence like you've never seen! Plus, freeing our patriots, the January 6 hostages from the clutches of Phony Kamala and Basement Biden's UNFAIR justice system. They're scared because we're bringing back AMERICAN GREATNESS. Get ready! #MAGA
Unbelievable! Basement Biden is now babbling about NATO at the State of the Union. Folks, we're here to talk about the SPECTACULAR future of the United States, not to hear a lecture on international alliances. We need a leader who puts AMERICA FIRST, not NATO first. Let's get back to making our country the GREATEST on Earth! #AmericaFirst#MAGA
Can you believe it? Basement Biden is at the State of the Union, supposed to talk about OUR great country, and he's rambling about Ukraine. What about AMERICA FIRST? We've got the finest people, the strongest economy, waiting to be unleashed, not sidelined! Let's focus on making America MAGNIFICENT again, not being the world's babysitter. #AmericaFirst#MAGA
"Let's Go Brandon!" The whole country is chanting it, waiting for America to be GREAT again! Under Sleepy Joe, we're all just waiting... and waiting. But fear not, with Trump, there's no waiting - only WINNING! We had the best economy, the strongest military, the most secure borders. America wasn't waiting; it was leading, MAGNIFICENTLY! Time to bring back that energy, that spirit. America is waiting, but not for long. We will MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! #MAGA