vel

@vel@gib.schmus.is

Ich bin keine Bio ich putz hier nur weil mir mein Joghurt runtergeplatscht ist :(

I'm here to have some fun and won't engage in deep political discussions. Please don't draw me into those.

Posting in German and English, sometimes NSFW

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​:woozy_windows:​ Woozy 11

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​:schmuserkadser:​

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Big Wooz'
​:neocat_googly_woozy:​

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@volpeon when Monday ​:drgn_scream_stare:​

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Call me Flash Player cause I’m insecure ​:neocat_baa:​

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the sicc will not stop me from drinking the 48oz water bottle
:neocat_hyper: i will drink through the pain
:blobfoxdevil: what is wrong with you seriously

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@icedquinn stanley cup for professionals ​:neofox_googly:​

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double-clicks .flac file

Audacity opens ​:woozyBaa:​

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@Houl oh I don't have a woozy file roller emoji ​:neofox_sad:​

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@volpeon @Houl excel be like wtf is this shit

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@Houl ​:fileroller_woozy:​

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hm it is late enough i can operate the blender now

:blobcatthinkOwO: fruit smoothie time maybe

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@icedquinn Just watched a video on how rat lung worms can end up in smoothies so…
…enjoy ​:neopossum_googly_woozy:​

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eeeee ​:neocat_googly_woozy_box:​

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Vel is a cutie

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@foxhkron Meh

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​:neocat_googly_woozy_baa:​ baa

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Uh oh I think borgmatic broke ​:afloofwoozy:​

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Becoming friends with everyone in Wydle Flowers except the weird cult leader and rich family ​:neocat_floof_googly_woozy:​

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@icedquinn I’m a witch and the cult (not the witches circle) sounds like Scientology ​:neocat_boop_googly_woozy:​

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@darkphoenix What if we cuddled in the WoW Classic Cozy Sleeping bag? (to get a 3% bonus on XP gain) ​:neocat_googly_woozy_bottom:​

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My throat hurts but for the wrong reasons (weird pillow) ​:neofox_sad:​

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Made some pancakes ​:neofox_nom_waffle:​

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AirPods Max only supports „Hey Siri“ not „Siri“ ​:schmuserkadser:​

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@icedquinn Yes ​:comfywoozy:​

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Is there an application that can move completed sabnzbd downloads into a different folder based on some simple rules?
Not looking for a full-blown solution like radarr or sonarr, more like unpackerr but without the unpacking ​:neocat_googly_woozy:​

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Thanks ChatGPT ​:woozypad:​

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waahh split keyboards :blobcatfearful:

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@MagicLike ​:schmuserkadser:​

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good evening fedi ​:neofox_floof_happy:​
Casts Arcane Intellect on all of you 🪄 ​:neofox_googly_woozy_reach:​

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So tempted to get some AirPods Max ​:neofox_baa:​

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Can't disable WiFi on my "smart" TV ​:neocat_googly_woozy:​
Oh well at least it works offline and Home Assistant can control it ​:woozypad:​

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@icedquinn ​:neocat_googly_woozy:​ thankfully it doesn't inject any crap, but yes, Android TV is pretty bad
I just need to write some shortcuts to switch between HDMI1 and HDMI2 so I hope I won't have to see Budweiser ads while doing that ​:woozypad:​

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@icedquinn ey don't kinkshame me ​:neocat_googly_woozy:​
Home Assistant tells me the device name is AI PONT (Changhong) that sounds trustworthy ​:neocat_googly_woozy:​

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​:neocat_googly_woozy:​

RE: https://gib.schmus.is/notes/9s215cc3h74w00td

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I am being forced to use Matrix. What is the best client that is not webshit :neocat_magnify:

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@icedquinn That's my experience as well
Element X is fine too but I think that's mobile only currently

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So that explains this new card I unpacked in hearthstone ​:woozy_magnify:​

RE: https://mk.absturztau.be/notes/9s1dtjakkto901ek

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:blobcatthumbsup: give media file
:blobfoxgoogly: but muh digital rights
:neocat_gun: i will shoot your digital rights in the face

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@icedquinn
I will reupload it to you when I’m done watching ​:blabcatverifiedfake:​

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​:blobcat_comf_blahaj:​

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Driving scooter while listening to Scooter ​:blabcatverifiedfake:​

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hmm should I make borgir ​:woozy_burger:​ ​:neocat_think_googly_woozy:​

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@volpeon How big is a borgir that a derg can't even chomp it in one bite ​:neofox_thinking:​

​:drgn:​ ​:neofox_nom_bread:​

oh my food is here ​:drgn_happy:​ ​:neofox_nom_bread:​ ​:neocat_smol:​

what did you order? ​:drgn_happy:​ ​:neofox_confused:​ 🍔 ​:neocat_reach:​

derg sized borgir ​:drgn_happy:​ ​:neofox_nervous:​ 🍔​:neocat_melt_reach:​ help

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hangy again ​:woozy_hotdog:​

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​:woozy_blahaj1:​

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Geschichten aus dem Paulanergarten ​:neocat_googly_woozy:​

RE: https://hat-eine.entenbru.st/notes/9rrzqw3e65eb028r

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​:woozy_chili:​

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I loved the warmup time of CFL lamps ​:colon_three:​
Always so comfy watching them get up to full brightness ​:drgn_comfy__w_:​

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FoldiMate was a […] company developing a robotic laundry-folding machine founded in 2012. Their clothes folding machine was aimed to enter the market by the end of 2019.

Huh ​:neocat_think:​> In 2021, the company folded.

​:neocat_think_googly_woozy:​

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The new app logo: ​:woozyapp:​

RE: https://social.kaiteki.app/users/kaiteki/statuses/01HTCE80VYGWN1W5R71AYEAC77

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Time for a frozen pizza with soy made to taste like tuna ​:neofox_nom_pizza:​

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@icedquinn you mean eating it? I’m sorry ​:floofCry:​

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I think this poor USB HDD is dying ​:schmuserkadser:​
Maybe I’ll have to use a SATA SSD in my Laptop NAS after all ​:neofox_solder_googly:​

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