yockeypuck, 2 months ago to random

The sexiest part of a girl is a loving heart.

yockeypuck, 2 months ago to random

Of all the words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these: he joined a @TimeSpent thread.

yockeypuck, 2 months ago to random

I WAS TOLD WE'D CRUISE THE FEED
FOR MEMETIC GOLD
WE'D POAST NO COAL
CATNOEARS

yockeypuck, 2 months ago to random

I have a list of those who catnoears me.

yockeypuck, 2 months ago to random

Society is collapsing (we don't have gfs (this poast is 100% sincere)).

yockeypuck, 2 months ago to random

Um sweaty maybe you didn't know this but actually Hitler was a literal nazi?

yockeypuck, 2 months ago to random

Her: "You're a sweet guy and all but I just didn't feel a connection."
Me:

yockeypuck, 2 months ago to random

It's sad that my shoe0nhead at mugicha user is fake but users like this were real.

yockeypuck, 2 months ago to random

It's really tough, being, like, a really high-IQ guy like me. Everyone falls for my rhetorical traps and they're just dancing in the palm of my hands. I'm really smart and dumb people don't understand the immense difficulty it takes for me to deal with them all the time, y'know? Like, uh, it really makes my asthma flare up and makes my congestion worse.

yockeypuck, 2 months ago to random

poast jannies explaining that this is an anime-respecting instance to new users from Gab (2024, colorized)

yockeypuck, 2 months ago to random

I am dead. Yet I live.

yockeypuck, 2 months ago to random

I was walking through the grocery store and a gook said he saw graf the other day.

yockeypuck, 2 months ago to random

My cat is trying to keep me from my train videos.

yockeypuck, 3 months ago to random

Just thought about coconut milk mommy for the first time in like a year. Now, I'm not into eggless brown Democrats.

HOWEVER...

yockeypuck, 3 months ago to random

I have been working on PHP all week and have schizophrenia.