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yockeypuck, to random
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How do I know when I poast something truly revolting that will keep me from being an e-celeb ever? Easy.

yockeypuck, to random
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E-clout is a more homosexual drug than PrEP.

milk,
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@yockeypuck what about egirls competing with each other?

yockeypuck, to random
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They call it a girl friend because the girl is on the outside but the friend is on the inside.

Doll,
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And you have to cut her open to get to it?

yockeypuck, to random
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I'M SORRY I DON'T THINK HILARY CLINTON IS ATTRACTIVE I AM NOT A HILDAWG SHE IS REPULSIVE AND EVIL PLEASE IRONY DON'T POISON ME

yockeypuck, to random
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When I met my extremely online wife it was hard to imagine anyone could be so perfect for me, I remember we were sitting by the ocean, watching the Northern Lights, our gaming laptops alive on our legs and our Monsters open on the table beside us, and I just had to ask, "chat, is this real?"

yockeypuck, to random
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You have been doxxed and found to be a good friend and a quality poaster.

graf,
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@yockeypuck i just got called a 'based music recommender' in the IRC for telling Nigger to listen to HANA youchu.be/watch?v=gbKiidntSBU

yockeypuck, to random
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Figured out a work thing that has been vexing me for two nights. I don't deserve to live.

graf,
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@yockeypuck me when I deserve to live but don't want to much longer (right now)

yockeypuck, to random
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I need mutual aid to get hrt (happy racist tomboy).

yockeypuck, to random
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>grumpy as fuck all day
>pick up heavy things and put them down for an hour
>feel less grumpy

probably just a coincidence

graf,
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@yockeypuck inspiring, might pick up a mini keg instead of a pint can later

yockeypuck, to random
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yockeypuck, to random
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Just a little tired.

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harblinger,
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@yockeypuck isn't his story that he used to be a crack addict?

sun,
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@harblinger @yockeypuck he literally looks like he got pulled out of a coffin, even the suit

yockeypuck, to random
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As you know, when you do something ironically you are in fact doing it.

So do not get mired in malarkey: we are sincere Hillary Clinton supporters.

SKracket,
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Very Brave of You

yockeypuck,
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@graf @SKracket "I'm vegan btw." - Adolf Hitler, inventor of Pleroma

yockeypuck, to random
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HEARTBREAKING: a member of the United States House of Representatives just tweeted an absolute banger.

yockeypuck, to random
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I'm going to wake up the normies to the real truth.

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WoodshopHandman,
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@yockeypuck I am going to wake up the normies to beating you to death with bricks and hammers

yockeypuck,
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@WoodshopHandman

yockeypuck, to random
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I'm getting seven AstraZenica shots tomorrow. Like I trust the medical rackets or (((The Telegraph))).

LostShakerOfSalt,
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Where's that faggot Jeff clif

GoodBoyUV,
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@LostShakerOfSalt @yockeypuck Probably safe and indoors

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