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jew, to random
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yockeypuck,
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yockeypuck, to random
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My cat is trying to keep me from my train videos.

yockeypuck,
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@graf 🙏

RustyCrab, (edited ) to random
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Guy at the gym asked me how I was streaming Dune on my phone. I looked him dead in the eye and said "Dune.Part.Two.2024.1080p.WEBRip.1600MB.DD5.1.x264-GalaxyRG[TGx]"

yockeypuck,
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@RustyCrab If you're playing the movie on a telephone, you will never in a trillion years experience the film. You'll think you have experienced it, but you'll be cheated. It's such a sadness, that you think you've seen a film, on your fucking telephone. Get real.

yockeypuck,
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@Kerosene @RustyCrab Yeah I wanna watch in IMAX.

graf, to random
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none of you are following Persian_Princess with "aryan" in her bio. im disappointed in everyone on and also off of poast

yockeypuck,
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@graf How thirsty do you think I am, my friend?

yockeypuck,
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@BigDuck @graf Don't you catnoears me.

yockeypuck, to random
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I have been working on PHP all week and have schizophrenia.

yockeypuck,
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@graf we need 100000000000000 pajeets to do this for me

I am mtf

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@milk @graf mtf (milk the friend)

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yockeypuck,
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yockeypuck,
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@TimeSpent @WhiskeyWhisked @BigDuck I just catnoearsed your poast.

FAQ

What does this mean?

The amount of cat ears (points) on your poast and Fediverse account has decreased by one.

Why did you do this?

There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral reacts. These include, but are not limited to:

• ⁠Rudeness towards other poasters, • ⁠Spreading incorrect information, • ⁠Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s.

Am I banned from the Fediverse?

No - not yet. But you should refrain from making poasts like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional catnoears react, which may put your commenting and poasting privileges in jeopardy.

I don't believe my comment deserved a catnoears. Can you un-react it?

Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a catnoears. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to poast PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of catnoears appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I prevent this from happening in the future?

Accept the react and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on poast dot com. I will continue to issue catnoears until you improve your conduct. Remember: poast is privilege, not a right.

yockeypuck, to random
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The cutest part of a woman is the buccal fat.

yockeypuck,
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@TalmudTranslator @graf @WhiteApe Delivery app for Canadian incels, skip the bitches.

professionalbigot69, to random

i'm still seeing unfunny copypastas

yockeypuck,
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@graf @professionalbigot69 It's actually the end for you, buddy

graf, to random
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graf shrugged

yockeypuck,
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@graf My favorite libertarian novel I can't possibly fucking read.

TimeSpent, to random
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Nothing spells Easter weekend like fighting on the timeline.

yockeypuck,
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@TimeSpent @Dudebro @Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer What's a lesbian bring to a first date? Flowers.

What's a lesbian bring to a second date? A moving truck.

What's a lesbian bring to a third date? Brass knuckles.

yockeypuck,
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@TimeSpent @Dudebro @Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer You can just go to the gym and hit butch women in the face without having to get a short haircut and Subaru too.

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