@Barbecued_Lemons@ForbiddenDreamer My grandmother took me to Bingo once. They do weird games with special rules. I didn't understand one of the games until after the turn in time ended. I should've won like 15 bucks. She was so mad at me she never let me go again.
@TimeSpent@ForbiddenDreamer@Barbecued_Lemons You don't just surprise people with that sort of thing unless it's the sort of surprise that's not really a surprise. That's what makes it a kink rather than having sex. But is it weird? Doubtful.
Do you know how fucking awkward it feels to have a woman drive. I’ve only had my wife drive me two or three times and I feel like a little bitch every time.
Tyler almost cut his thumb off a few years ago and I had to load all the kids in the truck late at night. He was bleeding all over and I kept gagging from the smell. He was all "dO yOu WaNt Me To DrIvE?" 🥴
I'm sorry you hurt your hand, I hope you healed well.
In highschool I hacked my thread bracelet off in the shower and accidentally slit my wrist. The water mixed in and it made all the blood look way worse. I ran to my mom to get help and she started screaming thinking I tried to kill myself. Was messy.
@ForbiddenDreamer@madison@Dudebro@Barbecued_Lemons@yockeypuck Ive been burnt by a acetylene torch.
Mandolined a finger tip off.
Slid on ice and landed eye socket first into the corner of a car door.
Broke my hand and ripped up my fingers on an ice hike falling into a crevice.
Stabbed with a pencil.
There are more but you get the point.
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