TimeSpent,
@TimeSpent@poa.st avatar

Nothing spells Easter weekend like fighting on the timeline.

ForbiddenDreamer,
@ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st avatar

@TimeSpent Good thing I can't spell then.

Barbecued_Lemons,
@Barbecued_Lemons@poa.st avatar

@ForbiddenDreamer @TimeSpent no spells makes it harder to cast things innit

TimeSpent,
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ForbiddenDreamer,
@ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st avatar

@TimeSpent @Barbecued_Lemons Crystals can be used to cast spells, fool.

Barbecued_Lemons,
@Barbecued_Lemons@poa.st avatar

@ForbiddenDreamer @TimeSpent Is there a way to counterspell getting 1000s of notifications of the same notification that people are moving instances?

ForbiddenDreamer,
@ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st avatar

@Barbecued_Lemons @TimeSpent Yea basically you have to eat meat.

TimeSpent,
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TimeSpent,
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@ForbiddenDreamer @Barbecued_Lemons Don't rege face me, I am trying to reduce your notifications

Barbecued_Lemons,
@Barbecued_Lemons@poa.st avatar

@TimeSpent @ForbiddenDreamer Thank you Precious, maybe you should move instances so I can have 100s of notifications from you 🥰

TimeSpent,
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@Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer Name the instance. I'll spam all 5 of my followers

Barbecued_Lemons,
@Barbecued_Lemons@poa.st avatar

@TimeSpent @ForbiddenDreamer Join Captain Morgan on annihilation

TimeSpent,
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@Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer That one requires a crippling addiction to alcohol.

ForbiddenDreamer,
@ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st avatar

@TimeSpent @Barbecued_Lemons I can make that happen.

Barbecued_Lemons,
@Barbecued_Lemons@poa.st avatar

@ForbiddenDreamer @TimeSpent She already failed to get a weed addiction when she was out stealing NHL trophies :(

TimeSpent,
@TimeSpent@poa.st avatar

@Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer Your memory is too good. I'll never get away with anything.

Barbecued_Lemons,
@Barbecued_Lemons@poa.st avatar

@TimeSpent @ForbiddenDreamer Destroy my memory with alcohol addiction 🥺

TimeSpent,
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@Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer I never win Bingo cards.

Barbecued_Lemons,
@Barbecued_Lemons@poa.st avatar

@TimeSpent @ForbiddenDreamer Poor girl, someday you'll get lucky

TimeSpent,
@TimeSpent@poa.st avatar

@Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer My grandmother took me to Bingo once. They do weird games with special rules. I didn't understand one of the games until after the turn in time ended. I should've won like 15 bucks. She was so mad at me she never let me go again.

yockeypuck,
@yockeypuck@poa.st avatar
yockeypuck,
@yockeypuck@poa.st avatar

@TimeSpent @Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer Maybe I should have given myself weird kinks but they're not weird weird.

TimeSpent,
@TimeSpent@poa.st avatar

@yockeypuck @Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer I would have to refer to someone else to know if mine are weird.

ForbiddenDreamer,
@ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st avatar

@TimeSpent @yockeypuck @Barbecued_Lemons Not that weird, tbh. I'm sorry. 😔

TimeSpent,
@TimeSpent@poa.st avatar

@ForbiddenDreamer @yockeypuck @Barbecued_Lemons I'm glad for that. I've gotten hard no's before so I knew they probably weren't the best fit.

yockeypuck,
@yockeypuck@poa.st avatar

@TimeSpent @ForbiddenDreamer @Barbecued_Lemons tfw you want to save it until marriage but also want to know if it's okay if you spit in their mouth 😮‍💨

TimeSpent,
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@yockeypuck @ForbiddenDreamer @Barbecued_Lemons Imo I would need to at least know ahead of time. Getting hand slapped enough is a bit demoralizing.

yockeypuck,
@yockeypuck@poa.st avatar

@TimeSpent @ForbiddenDreamer @Barbecued_Lemons You don't just surprise people with that sort of thing unless it's the sort of surprise that's not really a surprise. That's what makes it a kink rather than having sex. But is it weird? Doubtful.

Barbecued_Lemons,
@Barbecued_Lemons@poa.st avatar

@yockeypuck @TimeSpent @ForbiddenDreamer :jessibonk: brb gonna go beat my face into a wall, ill be back when we're not talking about Precious's kinks

TimeSpent,
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@Barbecued_Lemons @yockeypuck @ForbiddenDreamer Tbf, I haven't listed one.

yockeypuck,
@yockeypuck@poa.st avatar

@TimeSpent @Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer He's thinking that you may have had s-x before, it's tough on him.

TimeSpent,
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@yockeypuck @Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer Hard on any dude, undoubtedly, but I have.

ForbiddenDreamer,
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TimeSpent,
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@ForbiddenDreamer @yockeypuck @Barbecued_Lemons There have been attempts to woo me but alas, women are not for me.

Dudebro,
@Dudebro@nicecrew.digital avatar

Women are too bitchy to deal with. Lesbians have the highest domestic assault rate

TimeSpent,
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@Dudebro @Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer @yockeypuck I just don't handle drama well.

yockeypuck,
@yockeypuck@poa.st avatar

@TimeSpent @Dudebro @Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer What's a lesbian bring to a first date? Flowers.

What's a lesbian bring to a second date? A moving truck.

What's a lesbian bring to a third date? Brass knuckles.

TimeSpent,
@TimeSpent@poa.st avatar

@yockeypuck @Dudebro @Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer >free boxing matches
Stop trying to sell me on chicks.

yockeypuck,
@yockeypuck@poa.st avatar

@TimeSpent @Dudebro @Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer You can just go to the gym and hit butch women in the face without having to get a short haircut and Subaru too.

TimeSpent,
@TimeSpent@poa.st avatar

@yockeypuck @Dudebro @Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer I try to keep it to the punching bag. 😭

I will literally do anything to not drive a Subaru.

ForbiddenDreamer,
@ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st avatar
TimeSpent,
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Dudebro,
@Dudebro@nicecrew.digital avatar

Does that include lemon. Lemon shut the hell up I’m trying to be a wingman.

ForbiddenDreamer,
@ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st avatar

@Dudebro @TimeSpent @Barbecued_Lemons @yockeypuck Hush, I'm trying to get road head (don't tell her I'd never let a woman drive in the first place)

Dudebro,
@Dudebro@nicecrew.digital avatar

Do you know how fucking awkward it feels to have a woman drive. I’ve only had my wife drive me two or three times and I feel like a little bitch every time.

ForbiddenDreamer,
@ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st avatar

@Dudebro @Barbecued_Lemons @TimeSpent @yockeypuck Last time I had a woman drive me was because I put a drill bit through my hand and I absolutely felt like a child.

madison,
@madison@nicecrew.digital avatar

Tyler almost cut his thumb off a few years ago and I had to load all the kids in the truck late at night. He was bleeding all over and I kept gagging from the smell. He was all "dO yOu WaNt Me To DrIvE?" 🥴

I'm sorry you hurt your hand, I hope you healed well.

Dudebro,
@Dudebro@nicecrew.digital avatar

If it wasn’t a stick, he was perfectly fine to drive woman.

ForbiddenDreamer,
@ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st avatar

@Dudebro @madison @Barbecued_Lemons @TimeSpent @yockeypuck My old man drove several hours with a broken collar bone and I think I shifted for him all of 3 times.

madison,
@madison@nicecrew.digital avatar

When Tyler burnt his hand last month he drove himself. Said he needed to focus on driving and not the pain.

I'm a pretty big pain baby so 🤷🏻‍♀️

TimeSpent,
@TimeSpent@poa.st avatar

@madison @ForbiddenDreamer @Dudebro @Barbecued_Lemons @yockeypuck I drive myself for most of my injuries. Not many ppl handle blood.
(I hurt myself a lot)

madison,
@madison@nicecrew.digital avatar

In highschool I hacked my thread bracelet off in the shower and accidentally slit my wrist. The water mixed in and it made all the blood look way worse. I ran to my mom to get help and she started screaming thinking I tried to kill myself. Was messy.

TimeSpent,
@TimeSpent@poa.st avatar

@madison @Dudebro @Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer @yockeypuck I would share mine but Lemon woukd start talking about bubblewrapping me again

madison,
@madison@nicecrew.digital avatar

Tell me!!

ForbiddenDreamer,
@ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st avatar
TimeSpent,
@TimeSpent@poa.st avatar

@ForbiddenDreamer @madison @Dudebro @Barbecued_Lemons @yockeypuck Ive been burnt by a acetylene torch.
Mandolined a finger tip off.
Slid on ice and landed eye socket first into the corner of a car door.
Broke my hand and ripped up my fingers on an ice hike falling into a crevice.
Stabbed with a pencil.
There are more but you get the point.

Dudebro,
@Dudebro@nicecrew.digital avatar

I thought my wife had bad luck. I mean I guess she’s almost as bad as you she’s one concussion away from being in a permanent coma.

TimeSpent,
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@Dudebro @madison @Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer @yockeypuck I gave myself a concussion so bad last year that I couldn't type and sounded drunk. 🤣

ApocalyptoLatte1488,

And here I am thinking that was you being you

TimeSpent,
@TimeSpent@poa.st avatar

@ApocalyptoLatte1488 @Dudebro @madison @Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer @yockeypuck That is pretty close to accurate. I thought I was tough. Didn't tell anyone. Ppl got mad at me for disappearing and acting weird.

n3f_X,
@n3f_X@nicecrew.digital avatar

yea right thats when u attacked me

ApocalyptoLatte1488,

You where attacked for trying to mimic accents that shit will get you killed Texan

n3f_X,
@n3f_X@nicecrew.digital avatar

lol u got attacked by those abos at cronulla beach and got beat up real bad

ApocalyptoLatte1488,

Totally false allegation

TimeSpent,
@TimeSpent@poa.st avatar

@ApocalyptoLatte1488 @n3f_X @Dudebro @madison @Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer @yockeypuck Time for me to start lashing out on the timeline.

ApocalyptoLatte1488,

Do it please

n3f_X,
@n3f_X@nicecrew.digital avatar

lol wtf r u doin cunt

ApocalyptoLatte1488,

Got a shit load of family coming out for Easter Lunch the Wife organised this last week found out out a couple of days ago 😖

n3f_X,
@n3f_X@nicecrew.digital avatar

LOl i can tell u r all grouchy

ApocalyptoLatte1488,

Yep I'm thinking of having a shot and a beer already and it's only 10:10am that's not good

Dudebro,
@Dudebro@nicecrew.digital avatar

Channel your ancestors. They didnt give a fuck what time it was.
>please do not channel your ancestors

ForbiddenDreamer,
@ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st avatar
D-Droid,
ForbiddenDreamer,
@ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st avatar
TimeSpent,
@TimeSpent@poa.st avatar
ForbiddenDreamer,
@ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st avatar

@TimeSpent @D@poa.st @Dudebro @ApocalyptoLatte1488 @madison @n3f_X @Barbecued_Lemons @yockeypuck How many dick pics have I sent in the past few days? (I ask because I don't remember)

n3f_X,
@n3f_X@nicecrew.digital avatar

lol she mentioned something about smurfdick i didnt know she meant u

ForbiddenDreamer,
@ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st avatar

@n3f_X @ApocalyptoLatte1488 @Dudebro @madison @Barbecued_Lemons @D@poa.st @TimeSpent @yockeypuck Hey man, the blue lipstick was all her.

TimeSpent,
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ForbiddenDreamer,
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@TimeSpent @n3f_X @ApocalyptoLatte1488 @Dudebro @madison @Barbecued_Lemons @D@poa.st @yockeypuck >she's so sloppy drunk she's on the wrong thread
😏

TimeSpent,
@TimeSpent@poa.st avatar

@ForbiddenDreamer @n3f_X @ApocalyptoLatte1488 @Dudebro @madison @Barbecued_Lemons @D@poa.st @yockeypuck I believed this for like a solid 30 seconds.

ForbiddenDreamer,
@ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st avatar

@TimeSpent @n3f_X @ApocalyptoLatte1488 @Dudebro @madison @Barbecued_Lemons @D@poa.st @yockeypuck >this was an intentional reply
You're not helping your case...

TimeSpent,
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ForbiddenDreamer,
@ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st avatar

@TimeSpent @n3f_X @ApocalyptoLatte1488 @Dudebro @madison @Barbecued_Lemons @D@poa.st @yockeypuck >trying to distract me with cuteness
I know your tricks, woman.

Barbecued_Lemons,
@Barbecued_Lemons@poa.st avatar

@ForbiddenDreamer @TimeSpent @n3f_X @ApocalyptoLatte1488 @Dudebro @madison @D@poa.st @yockeypuck Cut off a womens internet privlige when they try that stuff

ForbiddenDreamer,
@ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st avatar

@Barbecued_Lemons @TimeSpent @n3f_X @ApocalyptoLatte1488 @Dudebro @madison @D@poa.st @yockeypuck But the nudes get all compressed when she sends them over sms

ForbiddenDreamer,
@ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st avatar

@Barbecued_Lemons @TimeSpent @n3f_X @ApocalyptoLatte1488 @Dudebro @madison @D@poa.st @yockeypuck Not to be rude, she just deserves to be appreciated in 14.8 megapixels.

Dudebro,
@Dudebro@nicecrew.digital avatar

Did you just call her fat?

ForbiddenDreamer,
@ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st avatar
TimeSpent,
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n3f_X,
@n3f_X@nicecrew.digital avatar

keep your hand like that its weiner time

ForbiddenDreamer,
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n3f_X,
@n3f_X@nicecrew.digital avatar

lol she knows too ... i call my dick the egg scrambler

TimeSpent,
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Dudebro,
@Dudebro@nicecrew.digital avatar

He isnt ready for kids so its not called the fertilizer.

n3f_X,
@n3f_X@nicecrew.digital avatar

lol dang u caught me ive never had pussy in my life

TimeSpent,
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Barbecued_Lemons,
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TimeSpent,
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Barbecued_Lemons,
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@TimeSpent @n3f_X @Dudebro @ApocalyptoLatte1488 @madison @D@poa.st @ForbiddenDreamer @yockeypuck Yes we were discussing him scrambling unripe eggs earlier, I don't know if that counts tho

TimeSpent,
@TimeSpent@poa.st avatar

@Barbecued_Lemons @n3f_X @Dudebro @ApocalyptoLatte1488 @madison @D@poa.st @ForbiddenDreamer @yockeypuck Does he use his dick to make his morning scramble or is that just a setting for sexy time?

Dudebro,
@Dudebro@nicecrew.digital avatar

Its a pretty green energy solution to making eggs. Just a couple o cranks and that bad boy is ready to go.

TimeSpent,
@TimeSpent@poa.st avatar

@Dudebro @ApocalyptoLatte1488 @madison @n3f_X @Barbecued_Lemons @D@poa.st @ForbiddenDreamer @yockeypuck >Realizing I've been making my eggs wrong this whole time
:disintegrate:

Dudebro,
@Dudebro@nicecrew.digital avatar

Well if you got a dick you do you. You could even scramble lemons.

TimeSpent,
@TimeSpent@poa.st avatar

@Dudebro @ApocalyptoLatte1488 @madison @n3f_X @Barbecued_Lemons @D@poa.st @ForbiddenDreamer @yockeypuck Mfw no dick to scramble eggs :blobcattears:

18+ Dudebro,
@Dudebro@nicecrew.digital avatar

Here is an option.

18+ AngryWraith,
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Humpleupagus,
@Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club avatar

Donkey Dong Cuntry 64

graf,
@graf@poa.st avatar

@yockeypuck @TimeSpent @Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer i tried looking for "racist bingo" but it's all people crying about racism/racism apologetica/cutural appropriation bingo

brittbratt_fingerpuppet,
@brittbratt_fingerpuppet@nicecrew.digital avatar

How about a crossword?

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