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zoocat

@zoocat@cannibal.cafe

Proud Pro-contact and Pro-consent zoomap kittycat that loves any and all paras meow :3 🍭 🌈‼️ 🧿〰️🧿

I'm was formerly an Ambassador of Sparkledog N.A.M.B.L.A (Groomer)

Currently serving as a Pediverse Saleskitty

Age of Consent Abolitionist

Pedo Illegalist

Therian wolf/cat

Functioning Pediholic

Expect zooposting, pedoposting, hornyposting and shitposting meow :3

You may know me from feral.cafe or even Twitter. Well they don't like pedophiles it seems. But at least now I'm free to really say what's on my mind ^-^

PLURA, Child Liberation is a must, Fight for your inalienable rights

Strive for complexity, not simplicity

Pro mmp and mik because they have rights to sexual expression

Pansexual/Pangender/Zoocatgender/Demiromantic/Catqueer/Hyperfictosexual/spite-lesboy/Trans-incontinent/Tranplural/Transraped/Transgroomed/Quantrans/Submissive-Bottom/Conditional Switch/Weedcatsexual/ZoosadOCD/Xenoanarchist/Trans-Xenosatanist

Faggot-in-Chief™ of The Zoo York Times || @zoocat

Zoo Code || https://zoophilia.wiki/index.php/Zoo_Code

ZD / DK / F / H / HC/ a0 / Y18 / ~5 / ED2.5 / L * / AD1
LV3 / VG0 / AR1 / R2 / N-1 / K0 / 1 / V0 / P0 / U-1 / OB1 / D2
H * / Â ! PP / T3 / G0 / A ! O- / C1 / S0 / ZP0/ X2 / Q3
PL1 / M__0 / I0 / TS2 / Â ! W / NG-1

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You ever just let your pp air out?

zoocat, to random
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I'm Pro-c for pillows btw

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Maybe also a pee themed instance but that seems unnecessary

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dill.burggit.moe seems ok but are they new around here? :konata_think:

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One day I could just disappear. So could Ezra, Rachel, or any of the people giving their all to projects in the MAP/Para community. Would you be wiling to pick up the pieces and keep it alive?

If you answered yes, don't wait until the last second, get involved today. You can either volunteer with a currently existing project, or start something totally new. This is an unprecedented time of connection for paras. It's never been easier to find other people to work with. We've never been in a better position as a community to do amazing things. There is much excitement and support in this community, and many people willing to help you get started.

If you want to be a part of it, don't want until the time is over.

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Providing safe alternatives for young beings to participate in sexual expression is something you should advocate for if you're so upset with them being in "adult spaces", But you won't cause you hate kids being horny :02_peek:

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>Instead of building our own advocacy and pride, we pretend that queer advocacy was ever made with us in mind.

mfw I ignore history

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You cannot be sex-positive while being against youth sexuality

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The Youtubers will mine us for content. Billions must be traumatised by our posts

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Cunny pizza

Mac and cunny

Cunny alfredo

Cunny pot pie

Rotisserie cunny

Cunny cake

Cunny ice cream

Pina cunniladas

Lime and cinny soda :BKsoda:

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You can't "pride month" without "pedo" now can you :jahy_smug2:

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Folks, I have a great plan

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Gay cub incest made gay, made me like incest, and made me a pedophile :konata_think:

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Stonewall 2 where all the zoos, pedos and necros rise up and publicly act on their attractions

They can't stop all of us! :tantrum:

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You say ¢hild pr0n because you're a fed

I say child porn because I'm not

We are not the same

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@obsfucate me as a teenager whenever I was home alone

RE: https://cute.lolison.top/notes/9sfxz64pupwu47iv

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School sex at the back of the class

School sex under the teachers desk

School sex in the hallway

School sex in the principal's office after getting caught in class

School sex in detention because you're too fucking horny goddammit, this is getting out of hand!!!

School sex in the gym shower with the gym teacher~

School sex in the lockers cause the bully stuffed you inside one

School sex under the bleachers

School sex in the middle of the football field because you were challenged in a dare >:3

School sex in the cafeteria

School sex in the pedo teachers' lounge

School sex at the PTA meeting about the students fucking too much

School sex in the science lab

School sex during sex ed, obviously ;3

School sex while watching porn in the computer lab

School sex in the swimming pool

School sex because I'm fucking bored at school with horny teens!! >w<

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There is literally nothing wrong with incest besides inbreeding

Most likely abortion was very illegal and discouraged in the past, which lead to higher rates of incest babies

The obvious answer is to make abortion and contraception widely accessible and legal

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How hard would it be to have a pedo version of zooey.pub?

zoocat, to random
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If you're anti-natalist (against children being conceived) I'm assuming you think most people are inherently evil for making kids, OR that you believe most of humanity to be in a "grey spot" of morality

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I don't think I've ever reverted back into an anti in the slightest during the time I've been aware of my paras

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I’m trying to find sparkledog artists..

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@Notpubbygirl they be so cool then BAM: "Zoo/Pedos DNI" 😔

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Leave furry kids alone, let them be horny and sexual. Let them draw porn and show their porn to adults if they please

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Child sex propaganda (pedo captions)

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I miss the firefish interface. I legit fell in love with it from the moment I made my first pedi account on tooters. 😭

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"Lolicon isn't pedophilia" mfers when they realize how lolicon artists learn what cunny looks like and how to draw the proportions right

zoocat,
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@arisudotexe best defense is tracing /j

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The best interpretation of my country's laws on sexual offences somewhat implies that kids can get away with sex with other chrono kids, with no legal consequence in that case (up to age 12)

arisudotexe, to random
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Man I got bad cottonmouth last night. I need to drink water more

zoocat,
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zoocat, to random
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Who's got the worst beef on pedi?

zoocat,
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@degen you don't have any beef with me lol, nobody on pedi does.

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Are firefighters the oppressors of arsonists?

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Nahh wait

Trans flag with trans piss 😍🗣️🗣️🗣️

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Map flag with kiddy piss 🤤

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Zoo flag with dog piss 🤤

zoocat, to random
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@arisudotexe HE WAS A PEDOPHILE, SHE SAID SEE YOU IN A WHILE 🗣️🗣️🔥

RE: https://social.isekco.re/o/5844406c9b414a1bbee1574de3633654

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Message to new pedi users: May your troubles be few and your cunny be many 😌

arisudotexe, to random
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H

zoocat,
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@arisudotexe anime ah title

18+ Slab0fMeat, to random
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I've said it before, but the moralistic attitude people develop when someone draws porn of real kids is fucking ridiculous. The argument ALWAYS boils down to the same talking point "It's a real child!!!!!1!!" but that's not even true. It's still just a drawing, a fantasy. There can't be a victim if it never happened. No matter how grossed out or offended you find the fact of the matter is nobody can be truly be harmed by a drawing, video game, or a cartoon

South Park back in 2010 did a bit where they brutally killed an, at the time, 16yo Justin Bieber for a joke. The Youtuber Meatcanyon did a video where Tom Brady makes out with his young son, again for a joke. People for some reason didn't have a problem with this because it's in the name of comedy. But it's still "REAL ACTUAL CHILDREN" in violent and sexual situations. Why should the context matter this time? Under their own definitions these should still be considered csam

Of course they're nothing but weak-willed hypocrites and don't actually care about their own supposed moral standard. If it makes them feel uncomfortable, regardless if it hurts anybody, then is verboten

Sorry for the rant just needed to get this off my chest again

zoocat,
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@Slab0fMeat antis treat drawings like real people, and real people like drawings

arisudotexe, to random
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You've heard of rapid onset gender dysphoria, now get ready for rapid onset race dysphoria, age dysphoria, species dysphoria, ability dysphoria,

zoocat,
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@arisudotexe rapid onset dysphoria dysphoria

zoocat, to random
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@arisudotexe don't listen to such nonsense

Mail the youth, just like old times! /s

RE: https://social.isekco.re/o/345f4d857e0f4da8a86d2d14a901595f

arisudotexe, to random
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There's another doc?

zoocat,
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@arisudotexe you mean the ezra one or a new doc?

zoocat, to random
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Pedophile who does regular stuff like taxes

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If children are property, why do antis get so upset when I do something sexual involving that type of property? You'd never be traumatised if I cummed on your couch

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Time to start kidnapping discourse 😇
/srs

(not in a bad way tho)

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Antis🤝Pedos

"18 is like 17, and that's basically 16, which is no different than 15 really, mind you that's very similar to 14, but the thing is, that's literally 13"

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I advocate for resources for AAMs to have safe sex with MAPs tbh

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