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Andonno, in Last time I accidentally made a credible water-post. To compensate here's an extremely noncredible water-post

can drink the water

As a tank maintainer, this is the least credible part of the post.

pelespirit, in I daresay there's few better allies you can trust to Guard your Prosperity
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CJOtheReal, in I daresay there's few better allies you can trust to Guard your Prosperity

Superchads

Rentlar, in Last time I accidentally made a credible water-post. To compensate here's an extremely noncredible water-post

When this tank gets hit by a shell:

Why is there smoke coming out of your tank, Seymour?

Oh ho, no! That isn’t smoke, it’s steam! Steam from the steamed tanks we’re having! Mmm, steamed tanks!

InfiniteStruggle,

Wait, so a shell hits a tank and it superheats the air inside? Is that real?

Trigger2_2000, in Last time I accidentally made a credible water-post. To compensate here's an extremely noncredible water-post

You know what’s denser than water and still liquid(ish) . . . concrete

Well, until it hardens that is. /s

therealjcdenton, in Last time I accidentally made a credible water-post. To compensate here's an extremely noncredible water-post

And you get a hot tub from all of the heat! Awesome!

circuscritic, in History repeating itself once again

If only the Houthi’s had any experience enduring an unanswerable air campaign…

Is the “coalition” is going to out war crime the KSA air force?

If not, my money is on the Houthi’s being able to ride out any coalition air campaign as that’s what their force is built.

The real solution is to pull the classic trading places move with MBS and a random schmuck in Yemen who just joined the Houthi’s after he watched his family starve to death. But with a twist, it’s for a holiday special episode of Undercover Boss: Warlords and War Crimes Hanukkah edition

geekworking, in Last time I accidentally made a credible water-post. To compensate here's an extremely noncredible water-post

Welcome to Marines. Literally.

mindbleach, in Last time I accidentally made a credible water-post. To compensate here's an extremely noncredible water-post

One bullet hits the body and the crew goes deaf.

starman2112,

Earplugs

mindbleach,

Do they make those for lungs?

nuke,

Lungplugs

mindbleach,

Plungs.

No wait, that’s terrible.

DannyBoy, in Last time I accidentally made a credible water-post. To compensate here's an extremely noncredible water-post

We don’t need emotional support fish, we need tank operator fish

vexikron, in Last time I accidentally made a credible water-post. To compensate here's an extremely noncredible water-post

Stand aside Pierre Sprey!

The Fighter Plane Mafia has nothing on…

… The CDRMittens Reverse Land Submarine War Philosopher Crew!

LEDZeppelin, in Last time I accidentally made a credible water-post. To compensate here's an extremely noncredible water-post

Inertia will be a bitch tho

deegeese, in Last time I accidentally made a credible water-post. To compensate here's an extremely noncredible water-post

Don’t die of spall, but die extra quick of shockwaves transmitted through water.

Contramuffin,

Simple solution: we’ll have a fishtank, but filled with air. Put it in the watertank to make the watertank mk. 2: the airwatertank tank

nuke,

Love it. Here’s $5 billion dollars and a years supply of cocaine. I need these operational stat! Question, will more cocaine speed up or slow down the production? Fuck it, here’s more cocaine.

N0body,

Make the hatch a spout and put a cope cage on top.

sbv, in Last time I accidentally made a credible water-post. To compensate here's an extremely noncredible water-post

You can pee wherever/whenever you want.

Neato,
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Correction: you can no longer drink the water.

ivanafterall,
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Was that really your first inclination?

casmael,

;)

Venat0r,

Bear Grylls has entered the chat

Duamerthrax,

Bear Grylls has entered a hotel

NOT_RICK, in Last time I accidentally made a credible water-post. To compensate here's an extremely noncredible water-post
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Water doesn’t compress. The tank operators don’t need their internal organs, right?

Cosmonaut_Collin,
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Just leave the hatch open a little bit.

Norgur,

Let's not get bogged down in details, alright? We can work out the smaller kinks over time.

ivanafterall,
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Isn't that good? It sounds like it's creating a shield? I'm pretty sure I'm right, I say ship it.

mindbleach,

ship it.

Only if it deploys other tanks. Otherwise you’d boat it.

robotopera,

Throw on a few water hammer arrestors from the hardware store, problem solved.

circuscritic,

Functional internal organs? What kind of credible defense bullshit is that? GTFO

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