Last time I accidentally made a credible water-post. To compensate here's an extremely noncredible water-post
Andonno, can drink the water
As a tank maintainer, this is the least credible part of the post.
Rentlar, When this tank gets hit by a shell:
Why is there smoke coming out of your tank, Seymour?
Oh ho, no! That isn’t smoke, it’s steam! Steam from the steamed tanks we’re having! Mmm, steamed tanks!
InfiniteStruggle, Wait, so a shell hits a tank and it superheats the air inside? Is that real?
Trigger2_2000, You know what’s denser than water and still liquid(ish) . . . concrete
Well, until it hardens that is. /s
therealjcdenton, And you get a hot tub from all of the heat! Awesome!
geekworking, Welcome to Marines. Literally.
mindbleach, One bullet hits the body and the crew goes deaf.
starman2112, Earplugs
mindbleach, Do they make those for lungs?
nuke, Lungplugs
mindbleach, Plungs.
No wait, that’s terrible.
DannyBoy, We don’t need emotional support fish, we need tank operator fish
vexikron, Stand aside Pierre Sprey!
The Fighter Plane Mafia has nothing on…
… The CDRMittens Reverse Land Submarine War Philosopher Crew!
LEDZeppelin, Inertia will be a bitch tho
deegeese, Don’t die of spall, but die extra quick of shockwaves transmitted through water.
Contramuffin, Simple solution: we’ll have a fishtank, but filled with air. Put it in the watertank to make the watertank mk. 2: the airwatertank tank
nuke, Love it. Here’s $5 billion dollars and a years supply of cocaine. I need these operational stat! Question, will more cocaine speed up or slow down the production? Fuck it, here’s more cocaine.
N0body, Make the hatch a spout and put a cope cage on top.
sbv, You can pee wherever/whenever you want.
Neato, 
Correction: you can no longer drink the water.
ivanafterall, 
Was that really your first inclination?
casmael, ;)
Venat0r, Bear Grylls has entered the chat
Duamerthrax, Bear Grylls has entered a hotel
NOT_RICK, 
Water doesn’t compress. The tank operators don’t need their internal organs, right?
Cosmonaut_Collin, 
Just leave the hatch open a little bit.
Norgur, Let's not get bogged down in details, alright? We can work out the smaller kinks over time.
ivanafterall, Isn't that good? It sounds like it's creating a shield? I'm pretty sure I'm right, I say ship it.
mindbleach, ship it.
Only if it deploys other tanks. Otherwise you’d boat it.
robotopera, Throw on a few water hammer arrestors from the hardware store, problem solved.
circuscritic, Functional internal organs? What kind of credible defense bullshit is that? GTFO
saltnotsugar, I can’t wait to join the Army Diver Armored Division.
sbv, Maybe it’s a navy tank?
saltnotsugar, SONAR CONTACT BEARING 322, DEPLOYING ABRAMS.
sbv, Give me a ping, Vasili. One ping only, please.
saltnotsugar, COMRADE CAPTAIN, UNKNOWN AMERICAN CONTACT DIVING 50 METERS A SECOND AND TRACKS ARE CAVITATING.
teft, 
I wanna be an ARMDIVARMDIV!
atocci, 
A fish tank, if you will
LouNeko, That would be such a flex. You’re driving through the desert with you tank full of water and people around you are dying of dehydration.
ivanafterall, *swimming through the desert in your tank
Stoney_Logica1, Well I swim through the desert in a tank with no name…
casmael, It felt good to be out of the rain in the wet tank blob blob blob
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