ColonReport,
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The Justice Report has positively identified the shooter behind a bloody attack on Iowa's Perry High School this morning,

The now-deceased suspect is Dylan "DJ" Jesse, a genderfluid student with ties to misanthropic drug use and a love of My Little Pony and "furries,"

Read Here: justicereport.news/articles/2024/01/04/genderfluid-misanthrope-shoots-up-iowa-high-school-first-day-back-from-winter-break/

Humpleupagus,
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The bronie to mass shooter pipeline is real.

Morghur,

Would have never guessed tbh. Just by looking at it he gives off the image of a guy that gets scared when he sees the photo of an AR15

Humpleupagus,
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Tony,
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ew bronies

Humpleupagus,
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I swear there was one more, but I can't find it.

transgrammaractivist,
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Randy stair.

Morghur,

No, Randy was obsessed with Danny Phantom. It was another dude that looked like ersatz Adam Lanza, but don't remember the name

transgrammaractivist,
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Randy was also a brony and had all sorts of mlp shit in his room

Morghur,

True, he had a few MLP posters but in the few clips we have he pretty much stated that he did it in hopes that Ember McLane reincarnated him as a ghost girl.

Not the main reason like the Fed Ex dude that killed for one of the ponies but still horribly cringe

Humpleupagus,
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Why do all of these shooters have gay porn actor names?

Brandon Hole

Ember McLane (ember = flaming McLane = anus).

Morghur,

Nah, the other guy was called Randy Stair, which sounds close to a real porn actor name.

Humpleupagus,
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I knew a Randy when I was younger. She was hot and didn't have a penis. I wonder if she's doing porn now. 🤔

Morghur,

I mean, there was also that highschool weirdo that went on a shooting spree that was a huge MLP fan.

But this one looked like an incel prototype, not a soyboy

Humpleupagus,
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Nonetheless, we're not seeing bionicle bros shooting people. Bronies are the biggest threat to our children. 😭

Morghur,

We were expecting bronies to be child molesters and they end up being child shooters. smh

Jonaschuzzlewit,
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I just saw that it happened again today. Fuck these Troon loons. Time people wake up to it

Hyperhidrosis,
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@Humpleupagus @ColonReport @Morghur Can't lie mlp porn slaps

Humpleupagus,
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Future child assassin identified.

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