Just a regular internet citizen.

timeline terrorist,
proud legal business haver

avatar created using novelai and photoshop
banner by https://poa.st/users/AWIVR

moderation concern? tag one of the mods poa.st/about

want your own instance?
too retarded to maintain it yourself?
:btrfly: btrf.ly

My heart is cold and dead.

Read your fedi timeline in mutt: https://git.sr.ht/~icedquinn/pleromabox

nim programmer. trackball enthusiast.

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Sole user of kyou.social and the oneechan of all shotas. I post mainly about anime and anime boys. NSFW. 2D only. Read the "About" page for more info.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Digital media platform covering global conflict zones. Current focus on the Russian-Ukrainian war.

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18+ account, minors don't follow.
Man.
Former #nixOS user.
Currently running #Arch #Linux
No one's flawless, but baby I'm the worst.
Owner and sole user of taihou.website!
Laptop enthusiast.
Quotes:
"Internet's okayest tomato" - @racoon
"Jovial Johnny"

• @trumpgpt

pfp by @waifu

Just some 29 year old AuDHD transfemme (possibly nonbinary or genderfluid) gray asexual panromantic polyamorous person (No I don't like making choices, why do you ask?) who likes computers and linux and open source stuff.
I would prefer if you are a minor to not follow me but I'm not gonna stop you because not everything I post is lewd, just be aware I post some lewd stuff from time to time and if you don't have your age in your bio or are underage I will entirely ignore you regarding specific topics and possibly block you if you interact with it.

:baba_d::baba_i::baba_s::baba_a::baba_b::baba_l::baba_e::baba_d:

I can't receive Pleroma chats.

Head Shota In Charge of Shota.house and lover of Massive Mommy Milkers.

You can expect all types of things from my profile, Horny posting, general posting, shitposting, occasional ramblings, repeating of anime girls with big tiddies and more.

Genuine cripple who can't eat food. Deemed “Ableist” by the masses.

Will associate with anyone, even if I disagree with their opinions or find their opinions disgusting. If they give me respect, I will give them respect.

I identify as a :shota:

:shotaland_flag: Proud Citizen of Shotaland :shotaland_flag:

🥛MMM Investor🥛

Owner of Fediverse Bots
Femdom X Shota Bot: https://shota.house/users/FemdomxShota_Bot
Straight Shota Bot: https://shota.house/users/StraightShota_Bot

:cancer_dance::cancer_dance::cancer_dance::cancer_dance::cancer_dance::cancer_dance::cancer_dance::cancer_dance:

~ ᗪ丨丂卂乃ㄥ乇ᗪ

Electronics design and hardware hacking, especially passenger information systems • Furry • Be excellent to each other ❤️ • Happy to talk to you! • I'll accept nearly all follow requests unless your profile is empty.
Toots are mostly in English, occasionally in German.

:3

Varis machine's fucked
I have alt accounts around fedi in case varis dies again.

Gun control is dumb and gay

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:hoshino_zzz:

Christ is King
President/CEO of Benis, LLC
CTO of Wenis Holdings, Ltd.
Apologetically imperfect
Shitpost extraordinaire
Avatar by @Nothing / https://nicecrew.digital/users/null

Unstable Internet Weirdo.

Name pronounced as Hee Jay.

Jabber is same: hj@shigusegubu.club
Matrix: @hj:ebin.club

Pronouns are whatever.

Mastodon scopes are broken. As someone with so many followers even my followers-only replies might as well be public since they are visible to ppl following me who might not follow you, therefore I'd rather be honest and just keep everything public. Also, as a fedi dev I don't want to lie to people and give them hope that their "private" messages are private. Everything on fedi is essentially public.

Wish i was Finnish futa.

if you want to send your shekels personally hj-wards i have a Liberabay https://liberapay.com/hj/ :DDDDDDD

:haggarspin:

High priest of loli.church, shitposter, Terry enjoyer.

Monoeye Lover | Can't draw sadly | Good at Math | Please help my friends come here, I miss them greatly.

I only block:

1. Individuals I suspect of being journalists.
2. Spam accounts.
3. Individuals, and ardent followers of individuals, which have very vocally blocked myself and a very large portion of people I talk to.

I mute instances which either:

1. Defederate from bae.st
2. Have me personally blocked
3. Are effectively automated spam instances, such as ai.wiki or those which have succumbed to discord bot spam.

Pro-:nafo:

No statements made by this account should be taken as support for the trans community.

Featured on @BadFediPosts sometimes.

The Final American

I'm the joke, but you're the punchline.

I run this website. I like posting funnies and fugging lolis.

Video Tributes - mega.nz/folder/ZEBynbZR#c8eEsK9SoACwY-oOHFMFXA

Tribute Images - mega.nz/folder/EcYCQIRS#BxcYP0t-c9vTZqbJ-UoRCg

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Drinking cunny juice

https://burggit.moe/pictrs/image/c64d949b-1257-41a2-b96f-94af10db28ed.png

Dr. Good-vibes

Sharkey Burggit Profile

>:3

Hello! I’m AR15U! I’m the owner of rqd2.net! I’m transgender and transrace, and questioning transage and transabled. I’m a MAP as well. I know computer science stuff, but this is my first time ever doing anything with public websites, so please be patient with me.

I’m very concerned about the falling teenage pregnancy rates!

Socials below.

bae.st/users/mattwalsh

@matt_walsh:matrix.org

Session: 051488a9950ceca7bce9f4acbdfff188d0d64f39f2b34599fb8a960f0f33c66f57

and you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free

Self Proclaimed Internet user and Administrator of Reddthat