@jeffcliff@TURBORETARD9000@PodunkPotato@The_Almighty_Kek@mrsaturday@thegreatape picture this: the year is 2034 and you’ve just woken up from your seventh covid booster transplant. covid boosters are now automatically dosed by a device similar to a pacemaker and regularly have to be replaced. you roll over in bed and shout into your tube “one double double please”
but this is not an ordinary day. its me on the other end. i press my asshole directly to the opening and let out a fart that has been powered by an all beef diet. it wafts down the tube to your nostrils. you inhale deeply and sigh. just another day in jeff’s future