@RustyCrab Man if I were younger I would seriously consider moving there.
Imagine being a young, tech-savvy American lad.
> the colleges aren't gonna give you a fair shake
> the tech industry will only hire 80IQ H1Bs unless you know a guy
> and it's looking like your options are fentanyl or a night watchman job if you can scrounge one up
> move to Afghanistan
> show that you like drones, show that you hate the U.S. government
> get a mentor, cool old guy who fought in the war
> true male friendship, he teaches you how to make IEDs, how to code in C
> take to it quickly, he becomes like a father to you
> transfer to Yemen because you are needed there, help program a drone swarm that disables a U.S. destroyer that was firing tomahawks at the two hospitals that aren't destroyed yet
> treated as a hero, get a loving waifu that will never cheat
> five kids, happy life, never have to interact with a troon again
@AmericanChampion@RustyCrab Lord Miles went there, got captured and imprisoned after the fall of occupation on suspicion of espionage.
Spent 6 months in relatively lax confinement, talked to a bunch of Taliban leaders, did a powerpoint presentation to them on how Afghanistan might start attracting adventurous tourists.
Last i heard, Afghan government offered him a spot as their minister of tourism that he planned to take.
Wild to see how old-school adventurism can still work in modern day.
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