>2050
>be me
>working from home because of covid
>have to take obligatory diversity and inclussion talk in california
>take a flight to california
>everyone else on the plane is either extremely melinated, fat, gay or a mix of those three
>pilot is 400lb woman with brigh blue hair
>copilot is transexual black "woman" with beard
>ffw 1 hour into the flight
>alarms start sounding
>everyone is panicking
>some are even fighting eachother
>monkeynoises.mp3
>go to the pilots cabin to see whats happening
>pilot had a heart attack
>copilot blaming pilot for dying and acusing her of racism
>itsallover.jpg
>before splashing into the ground hear "at least we're not speaking german" IMG_20191229_171604.jpg
@EdBoatConnoisseur@rlier23 If the USA gets too fucked can I hang out with you in your country. We can talk about Tacos and ironblood booty, or whatever the fuck goes on in New Mexico.
@luithe@Barbecued_Lemons@rlier23 a large percentage of the US population has english ancestry, do you still buy on it being possible to have a natural tan on that sunless island?
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