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Q2 2024 USA rightsizing the economy thread.

THE FED HAS GONE INSANE edition. (Credit event surprise maybe)

RT: https://poa.st/objects/69d396c4-1cab-4bad-a18e-06678e3b4523

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this is loss

IAMAL_PHARIUS,
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only 150m, i need 150m, someone paypal me 150m please

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americans should cut down on short term purchases like food and drinking water

binkle,
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@IAMAL_PHARIUS both of those figures are more than my entire grocery budget for the month who is spending this much on groceries

RustyCrab,
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@binkle @IAMAL_PHARIUS whenever someone reports using averages I just assume they're screwing with the numbers on purpose. Just like how "average income" is offset a significant degree by spiders georg making 400 billion dollars per year

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RustyCrab,
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@IAMAL_PHARIUS @binkle I've gone back to what I used to do in tough times. Buy the same foods in smaller amounts and supplement calories with nut butters. Those are expensive but so insanely dense you get more than your moneys worth.

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@RustyCrab @IAMAL_PHARIUS heh heh "nut butters" heh heh

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@binkle @RustyCrab have you tried

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@IAMAL_PHARIUS @binkle my nurse friend was talking about how apparently a lot of old people eat cat food and it's this silent health crisis nobody talks about

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@RustyCrab @binkle its like a protein cereal

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@RustyCrab @binkle @IAMAL_PHARIUS If you can find high proof alcohol for cheap, it's also a good source to subsidize your calorie count.

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Poors defaulting. (office landlords)

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there is no one left that is shorting tech stock, all died already. they should have fun playing with themselves

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BAC still not on the news. i :umusuya:

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:pleadingflower: silly exercise 🌈 we go to the bank next week 🦋 on 8th march 🐱 withdraw our savings 🐦 all of it 🌹 at the same time 🐞

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its an election year nigga, the regional banks are fucked nigga, dont drag this on just raise rates instead nigga

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S&P 500 going to 50,000 points

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wouldnt be surprised if FDIC calls it tomorrow and wrap it up on monday.

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dankeshun

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just sleep in the office bro. theres like entire buildings everywhere

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new york community bank, which operates as "flagstar bank" took in signature bank when it died last year. FDIC made them purchase "parts of the loan portfolio"

not doing so hot. the aid money stops march 11th

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Powell not gonna print. so they gonna have to cut. but they cant cut. so they gonna have to print. but Powell not gonna print........

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@IAMAL_PHARIUS Powell or whoever will come after him will print, guaranteed.

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@CleverMoniker Trump norminated him as chairman 8 years ago. he has no economics background. Hes perfect

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NYCB halted trading after falling -41% in 30 minutes

1.38 right now.

Fed ending their "programs" march 11th.

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the "invisible hand" of the free market doing shit. :glowie:

IAMAL_PHARIUS,
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Hedge funds bailing out banks spreading the contagion.

Oh fuck yeah spread it

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this ends on monday.

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its over danceofknights.mp3

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heh

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i dunno maybe if you freaks stop fucking with commodities in USD it might be less painful

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Yeah sure so what? biden will forgive all debt if i vote for him this year

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Chineseman your so full of shit, its been three years since you started screaming about bad times. look with your fucking eyes does this look like bad times. Im blocking you.

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hey instead of closing up operations in eastern europe, lets make it permanent

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IAMAL_PHARIUS,
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LFG GORFERS

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40k tarot reading levels of forward guidance and still not correction.

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China is about to find out why japan usa and philiphines are doing joint navy patrols in chinese waters.

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