WoodshopHandman,
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Cute girl at work talked to me today but not the one I want to talk to me

WoodshopHandman,
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Like came up to me and just started the conversation. I was out of my element, caught me off-guard.

WoodshopHandman,
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Mouse girl is wary of me because there's a significant age gap (7 years) between us and I almost actually consider using this other girl (has tattoos) as a way of making mouse girl jealous enough to get over it. I'm a horrible person and I hate myself.

Riamu,

@WoodshopHandman I can teach you the prestige 7 hoe scaring tips.

WoodshopHandman,
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@Riamu Mouse girl is very flighty and shy and awkward and kinda nerdy. She is pale und petite and has fluffy reddish hair. I'm 95% sure she's a virgin. She's (physically) everything I'm looking for and I genuinely don't know how to approach things with her, especially with that age gap getting in the way (She's only 19).
I must have died and gone to hell because this is fucking torture.

Riamu,

@WoodshopHandman Have you tried going up and talking to her? Pretend it's like Skyrim or something.

ForbiddenDreamer,
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@Riamu @WoodshopHandman "H-hey..."
>nervousness kicks in
>autism.exe
"Divines bless you. May the ground you walk quake as you pass."

Riamu,

@ForbiddenDreamer @WoodshopHandman I never played Skyrim so I'll take your word that is how it goes.

graf,
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graf,
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@Riamu @ForbiddenDreamer @WoodshopHandman might actually play skyrim tonight for the fuck of it

ChurnHinge,
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ChurnHinge,
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@graf @Riamu @ForbiddenDreamer @WoodshopHandman sleep is actually a good thing

graf,
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@ChurnHinge @Riamu @ForbiddenDreamer @WoodshopHandman im gonna go blackout mode and make an idiot of myself like i always do, sleep is for tomorrow

D-Droid,

@graf @Riamu @ForbiddenDreamer @WoodshopHandman The game starts you out thinking you have a choice but it’s an illusion. You will end up a magic using stealth sniper

graf,
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@D@poa.st @ForbiddenDreamer @Riamu @WoodshopHandman i almost exclusively dual wield in elder scrolls games

D-Droid,

@graf @ForbiddenDreamer @Riamu @WoodshopHandman I don’t actually recall if you can dual wield in Skyrim. If you can I never did.

graf,
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madison,
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I always dual wield the Blade of Woe and Mehrunes Razor in Skyrim. This this ESO?

graf,
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@madison @D@poa.st @ForbiddenDreamer @Riamu @WoodshopHandman yes ESO is my guilty mmo pleasure. its the only one i play

madison,
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I like RuneScape but I go through phases. I have played RuneScape and Ultima Online on and off my whole life pretty much.

graf,
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@madison @D@poa.st @ForbiddenDreamer @Riamu @WoodshopHandman ive never played either tbh sorry im not autistic enough for you guys

TeaTootler,
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madison,
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I watched this show recently about Canadian railroads-- absolutely WILD

ForbiddenDreamer,
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madison,
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I'll take it if you take it

ForbiddenDreamer,
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@madison @D@poa.st @Riamu @TeaTootler @WoodshopHandman @graf That's what she said 😏

ForbiddenDreamer,
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@madison @D@poa.st @Riamu @TeaTootler @WoodshopHandman @graf Hehe, I got the pacman tism.

graf,
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ForbiddenDreamer,
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@graf @madison @D@poa.st @Riamu @TeaTootler @WoodshopHandman I genuinely don't understand how someone could score that low without either hax, or being so autistic that they're blind to their own tisms.

graf,
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@ForbiddenDreamer @madison @D@poa.st @Riamu @TeaTootler @WoodshopHandman 99% of that test is "does this sound or situation bother you" and not really. I can answer the 'do you hate being in malls" or whatever one only because I hate people without situational awareness and it seems everybody trudeau imported into canada has exactly 0

madison,
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This test sucked. How many different ways are they going to ask if I can hold eye contact with people? I also answered a yes to odd posture since I hunch while reading or using my phone. Not sure how that makes me have an autist... Maybe I misunderstood. Do autistic people stand funny?

Frondeur,
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graf,
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graf,
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@madison @D@poa.st @ForbiddenDreamer @Riamu @TeaTootler @WoodshopHandman did you know that some trains have a sandbox in front of their wheels that sprays out sand onto the track to help with traction uphill or when starting out

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kc-poast,
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@graf @madison @D@poa.st @ForbiddenDreamer @Riamu @TeaTootler @WoodshopHandman did you retards not watch Thomas the tank engine ever?

graf,
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@kc@poa.st @D@poa.st @ForbiddenDreamer @Riamu @TeaTootler @WoodshopHandman @madison >thomas the tank engine
you mean dank right

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