dictatordave, 4 months ago

@sjw murdering the gerontocracy would solve this

i promise to hand power back over to the republic once the cleansing is done, i'll be the dictator to see the people through the transition to a better future

i'm not really joking at all btw

Xenophon, 4 months ago

Buy costco rotisserie instead!

sjw, 4 months ago

@Xenophon Ah yes the only reason cooked chicken is cheaper is because it's subsidized to get people to slowly become more and more reliant. It's working too. Zoomers don't know how to cook at all. They don't even know that you can just pick fruit off a tree and eat it without any kind of processing beforehand. When the people can't even feed themselves without help from big corporations how are they supposed to overthrow them from power?

EvilSandmich, 4 months ago

@sjw At least it's good to see these awful times might be making a better class of woman (can do math, knows that working is sucks, etc.).

sjw, 4 months ago

@EvilSandmich just in time for us to reach our prime and swoop in and take them
The perfect stay at home wife.

EdBoatConnoisseur, 4 months ago

@EvilSandmich @sjw >woman
>can do math
My fucking sides

EvilSandmich, 4 months ago

@EdBoatConnoisseur @sjw I know right.
I will now list all the women I've known in my (alas, long) life who have said "I have to work X hours to buy Y thing":

GrungeQueef, 4 months ago

@sjw america looks liek a turd world country now