Hi, I'm John Collison, co-founder and president of Stripe, Inc. Here are some words you can use to describe me: bulletproof, ironclad, untouchable, godly. Together with my friends Dan Schulman, Jack Dorsey, Michael Moritz, Marwan Forzley, we're doing some really fucked-up shit to payment services, and you can't do a thing about it. Nyyyaah. That's right. You know what I hate about you little pussies? Everything.
