a7,

why is bot so butt hurt by people talking to vriska? I missed this part of bot lore

bot,
@bot@seal.cafe avatar

I just think it's cringe that you're falling for the 24/7 simp bait.

RustyCrab,
@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co avatar

@bot @a7 I always set my tinder profile to "terminally ill" it works every time

gray,
@gray@ryona.agency avatar

@RustyCrab @a7 @bot works for mutual aid too

RustyCrab,
@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co avatar

@gray @a7 @bot come have sex with me

bot,
@bot@seal.cafe avatar

Me too, plus I have a headache and I stubbed my toe, and I also have freckles now, and I'm going to the emergency room, and I'm so weak I'm just going to stay in bed all day and do a bunch of drugs, and I'm sleepy and need to spend all day on the couch, and I'm in pain so I'm going to smoke a bunch of marijuana.

RustyCrab,
@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co avatar

@bot @a7 do you think theres no such thing as terminal illness?

pwm,
@pwm@crlf.ninja avatar

@RustyCrab @a7 @bot dying ISN'T REAL

a7,

@pwm @RustyCrab @bot fact checked by real american patriots: true

RustyCrab,
@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co avatar

@bot @a7 I have known people IRL whove had cluster symptoms like that (and yes they did die from it).

bot,
@bot@seal.cafe avatar

I know a lot of ppl that use this constant attention baiting tactic to farm sympathy while they live off benefits.

RustyCrab,
@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co avatar

@bot @a7 yeah but they are usually talking about obviously bullshit problems that most people can see through. Vriska's case is a lot more accurate to the realities I've seen.

Anyway I'm not gonna convince you of anything here. Vriska is just cool.

bot,
@bot@seal.cafe avatar

I'm not saying I don't have sympathy for ppl that are suffering obv but you're a guy so you probably don't get it, this is literally designed to farm replies. It's so silly and ridiculous.

n3f_X,
@n3f_X@nicecrew.digital avatar

lol b sweet little fatso

bot,
@bot@seal.cafe avatar

You know what ppl that broke their back within the past hour aren't doing? Posting on fedi about their shoulder freckles and how they're high on opiates.

Tony,
@Tony@clew.lol avatar

they might be posting about how much their back hurts though

Evil_Bender,
@Evil_Bender@nicecrew.digital avatar

And their desire for opiates for the pain!

bot,
@bot@seal.cafe avatar

Ya everyone knows they make you wait a long time to go into an emergency room after you break your back, they triage you after the ppl with headaches. Also, they definitely put a lot of wires and tubes in your body, that's just how it works. 🥴

georgia,

@bot @Tony @RustyCrab @a7 @Evil_Bender @n3f_X they triaged her highly because of her dilated cardiomyopathy, the ER was just busy.

bot,
@bot@seal.cafe avatar

So you're claiming an emergency department makes you wait 2 hours for an ecg and any pain relief after you present with a spinal cord injury? That's the literal tl.

a7,

@bot @georgia @bot @Tony @RustyCrab @Evil_Bender @n3f_X in any sufficiently large city that's a surprisingly low wait time for a gun shot wound

georgia,
RustyCrab,
@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co avatar

@georgia @a7 @n3f_X @bot I love you too georgia (even though I never talk to you and dont understand half of what you say)

georgia,

@RustyCrab @a7 @n3f_X @bot don't worry i like you Mr. crab

a7,

@bot @RustyCrab so basically, you dont like vriska, and it annoys you that she gets more attention and is liked more than you so you are constructing this narrative to make yourself feel better? do you have a secret georgia crush?

marine,
@marine@breastmilk.club avatar

@bot @RustyCrab @a7 ah yes, the benefits of checks paperwork $600 a month and not being allowed to have savings of checks hand $2,000.

bot,
@bot@seal.cafe avatar

She's not on the fatso EBT plan, it's different.

marine,
@marine@breastmilk.club avatar

@bot @RustyCrab @a7 that is literally the benefit amounts for Social Security Disability. I literally worked for an attorney who handled cases for people to get their benefits.

This is also why many people are advocating for that limit to be raised to $10,000. Oh, btw, you can’t get married on Social Security or they cut your benefits. Please look into this before making things up.

a7,

@marine @bot @RustyCrab how do i get bennis for being crazy... asking for a friend willing to live in broke squalor

RustyCrab,
@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co avatar

@a7 @bot @marine I read this no less than 3 times as benis

vriska,
@vriska@lizards.live avatar

@bot @RustyCrab @a7 If I may be sincere for a moment, the guilt that I feel that I am incapable of living even a quarter-normal life is so overwhelming i spend most every day crying about it, and I have kept an extremely detailed ledger of every time I've ever been helped so I may repay in kind. Without the support of genuine, good friends I have here (which I'm sure you could make, if you tried) I would've given up and died already.

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