CatLord,
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Why do we not have tech that goes into the arse/bowels and collects shit into a bag, which we then detach after it's full and discard? Like a colostomy bag but for normal people and without cutting a hole in you. That way, going to the toilet would just be emptying or discarding the bag, and you wouldn't need to clean up or sit there for a while if you're constipated or whatever. Would save heaps of time and the bother of having to go to the toilet several times if you've got diarrhoea.

Humpleupagus,
@Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club avatar

Why didn't we evolve to have an anus that extends when it discharges excrement and then retracts when we're finished leaving no mess?

CatLord,
@CatLord@poa.st avatar

@Humpleupagus good question actually. a lot of animals have this, no?

ophanimalistic,
@ophanimalistic@poa.st avatar

@CatLord @Humpleupagus Maybe we innovated wiping first so there was no need

Humpleupagus,
@Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club avatar

Stupid monkeys gave me a dirty butthole. 😒

BowsacNoodle,
@BowsacNoodle@poa.st avatar

@Humpleupagus @CatLord This is why squatting is a good thing when poopin'. Or just put your feel on a stool or upside down bucket when poopin'.

CatLord,
@CatLord@poa.st avatar

@BowsacNoodle @Humpleupagus yeah we need squad toilets in the west + bidets. maybe we could have some kind of foot rest as part of the toilet, so we dont have to build the thing into the ground like the asians do.

graf,
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Humpleupagus,
@Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club avatar

When you live in the ocean, your ass is always clean.

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