korgster, 3 months ago

@binkle get binklet to (respectfully and with love) get on the case

histoire, 3 months ago

@binkle

You're married, you own a cookie making machine

VD15, 3 months ago

@histoire @binkle alternatively: consider putting some babies in her oven while she puts some cookies in the regular oven.

histoire, 3 months ago

@VD15 @binkle

he doesn't want to eat babies tho (I think)

VD15, 3 months ago

@histoire @binkle the nine-month cook time will be plenty long enough for him to source an alternative food supply or for said wife to get off her ass and learn to bake her man some cookies.

histoire, 3 months ago

@VD15 @binkle

>9 months to bake a bun

Women are so bad at shit

binkle, 3 months ago

@VD15 @histoire may or may not already be underway (she was violently ill this morning) :blobcatthinksmart:

RustyCrab, 3 months ago

@binkle @VD15 @histoire Sir that is tuberculosis :niggavoid:

binkle, 3 months ago

@RustyCrab @VD15 @histoire impossible we just got our covid shots yesterday

histoire, 3 months ago

@binkle @RustyCrab @VD15

You know what would make her feel better?

Cookies

binkle, 3 months ago

@histoire @RustyCrab @VD15 convinced her to make hard boiled eggs for tomorrow (this is an absolute victory i fucking love hard boiled eggs dude)

Soy_Magnus, 3 months ago

@binkle @RustyCrab @VD15 @histoire have you ever had soft boiled eggs¿ delicioso

OrangeyIs, 3 months ago

@histoire @RustyCrab @binkle @VD15 :owonom:

Soy_Magnus, 3 months ago

@RustyCrab @binkle @VD15 @histoire wow how absolutely fuccin rude. I can appreciate that

VD15, 3 months ago

@binkle @histoire morning-sickness-maxxing let's fucking goooo! 🤰🤰🤰🤰

flux_the_cat, 3 months ago

@binkle F