mfw the USA was holding the entire planet together :neocat_flush:
we get a little too sleepy and everyones bombing city states, cannibal gangs, crashing boats in to bridges and generally everything goes to the spiders
USA: :blobcatpolicedonut: i'm gonna need that oil, if you could hand it over that would be great.
Russia: :blobbear: haha i like bombing things fuck you
Israel: :blobfoxfloofowo: you don't understand i have to blow up everything that moves it's just self defense
:blobcatpolicedonut: :blobbear_disapprove: wat
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