RustyCrab, 3 months ago

@bot they eat what you eat, just kosher portions

bot, 3 months ago

I looked up some recipes and it doesn't look so good.

RustyCrab, 3 months ago

@bot I pretty much just know bagels tbh

bot, 3 months ago

Did you know they boil bagels? I prefer my bread non boiled tyvm.

RustyCrab, 3 months ago

@bot >boil bagels
okay that's it I hate jews now

leespringfield1903, 3 months ago

@RustyCrab @bot I have hated Jews ever since they removed ashtrays from the airlines.

bot, 3 months ago

I've had good bagel sandwiches actually but you could literally just replace the bagel with bread and save a ton on carbs.

RustyCrab, 3 months ago

@bot everything bagels are probably one of my favorite foods ever but I don't do so well with bread now

Forestofenchantment, 3 months ago

@RustyCrab @bot Used to eat bagels almost everyday in middle school, so much so that I have largely stopped eating them. Had too many in my lifetime.

RustyCrab, 3 months ago

@Forestofenchantment @bot I have some kind of bread or wheat allegedly these days. I always thought it was bullshit but Ive tracked and experimented to hell and back and isolated bread as the thing that makes my sinuses go fucking nuts.

bot, 3 months ago

I once had everything bagel ice cream (as a treat) it was actually p good even tho it sounds weird.

Pawlicker, 3 months ago

@bot @RustyCrab put it on shit
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RustyCrab, 3 months ago

@Pawlicker @bot I have some of that (I put it on vegetables)

Pawlicker, 3 months ago

@RustyCrab @bot i'm waiting for my berries to grow.

I've got some obscure/exotic ones growing in my yard, namely gooseberries, black currants, and honeyberries

RustyCrab, 3 months ago

@Pawlicker @bot based home gardener ready for the apocalypse (walmart being overrun by niggers)

gray, 3 months ago

@Pawlicker @RustyCrab @bot Mrs. Dash has a salt free Everything Bagel seasoning that’s great if you’re trying to minimize the salt in your diet.

RustyCrab, 3 months ago

@gray @Pawlicker @bot I actually need way more salt

bot, 3 months ago

What would you even do with everything bagel seasoning? I've seen it but I thought "wtf would I do with this"?

RustyCrab, 3 months ago

@bot @Pawlicker @gray mix it with this and dip carrots in it. Fantastic
yeah I'm a granola hippie faggot what of it

bot, 3 months ago

Mayo is disgusting I can't eat it. Literally replace any use of it with tzatziki, it is so much more delicious and much lower calorie. I actually wonder if it'd go with everything bagel seasoning, sometimes I eat it with celery (carrots have too much sugar).

RustyCrab, 3 months ago

@bot @Pawlicker @gray this isn't anything like normal mayo (which I also hate)

RustyCrab, 3 months ago

@bot @Pawlicker @gray okay I dont HATE mayo but its easily overwhelming and off putting on many foods

gray, 3 months ago

@RustyCrab @Pawlicker @bot if I put mayo on anything it’s a really light amount. It’s way too strong.

0, 3 months ago

@gray @Pawlicker @RustyCrab @bot

A spoonful of plain miracle whip.

gray, 3 months ago

@0 @Pawlicker @RustyCrab @bot miracle whip is the work of the devil

bot, 3 months ago

I'm going to believe that was irony because there's no other reasonable explanation.

bot, 3 months ago

I've had it, it's still disgusting because the ingredients and preparation are disgusting. You should really try replacing it with tzatziki.

RustyCrab, 3 months ago

@bot @Pawlicker @gray do you have a brand of that you like?

bot, 3 months ago

I'm not going to tzatziki dox but I've literally never had tzatziki and been like wow, this is bad tzatziki. It's basically yogurt with dill and cucumbers and some other stuff. I really like it, it's so good.

grizzlywhisker, 3 months ago

That's a real thing? Everything bagel ice cream? Now I want to try it.