EvilSandmich, 2 months ago

@sjw $65 a day (!!) so he was parked there a week.

sjw, 2 months ago

@EvilSandmich it's NYC so were all of his windows intact when he returned?

Wild to think that parking for a week is the price of a round trip plane ticket.

I doubt parking for a week would break $20 and all of your windows will be there when you return

Zergling_man, 2 months ago

@sjw @EvilSandmich A blonde goes to a bank and asks for a $2k loan.
As collateral, she offers a Rolls Royce.
The loan is approved, and she leaves.

Six weeks later she returns, pays off the loan and $50 interest.
The bank manager comes and speaks to her, says "ma'am, I took the liberty of investigating you a bit, and found you're extremely wealthy. What on Earth do you need a $2k loan for?"
The blonde replies, "where else in New York could I park my car for 6 weeks for $50 and know it'll still be there when I get back?"

sjw, 2 months ago

@Zergling_man @EvilSandmich oh man that tasks me back. The last time I heard that I wasn't old enough to get it but now I do. Lmao that's funny and also smart.

Zergling_man, 2 months ago

@sjw @EvilSandmich It's also great for annoying wmn with because they can't handle the fact that it's ostensibly a blonde joke.