RustyCrab,
@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co avatar

I put my salmon in the microwave on low power, covered it with a paper towel. It was in there for less than a minute and blasted a hole directly through the paper towel and all over the ceiling :niggabroken:

realitysend,

A fair punishment for your crime.

niobleoum,

>I put my salmon in the microwave
And that's where your problems started..

sneeden,

@RustyCrab never trust a microwave

aeris,
@aeris@lab.nyanide.com avatar

@RustyCrab サーモンブラスト[SALMON BLAST]

Inginsub,
@Inginsub@clubcyberia.co avatar

@RustyCrab why did you do that?

RustyCrab,
@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co avatar

@Inginsub how are you supposed to reheat it? That's how I reheat everything else

StaleDonut,

@RustyCrab @Inginsub With a blow torch while wearing a welding helmet, like a real man.

prettygood,
@prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer avatar

@RustyCrab @Inginsub toaster oven or convection oven. They're cheap now

hazlin,
@hazlin@shortstacksran.ch avatar

@RustyCrab @Inginsub toaster ovens are really nice.

creamqueen,
@creamqueen@clubcyberia.co avatar

@RustyCrab its almost like microwaves are evil or something and ive been trying to warn you guys

gray,
@gray@clubcyberia.co avatar

@RustyCrab the microwave excited the water molecules in the salmon too much 🫨

RustyCrab,
@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co avatar

@gray no it's just :niggafish:

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