Turdicus,

I don’t smile much at work. New girl seemed too interested in getting me to smile. Didn’t like that. She’s a Spanish brownoid with black tendencies I can already tell. Keep it away from me

Xenophon,
@Xenophon@nicecrew.digital avatar

>Spanish brownoid
@Humpleupagus

Humpleupagus,
@Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club avatar

If she's part black, she's probably an islander. Stay the fuck away. Island bitches are fucking nuts.

madison,
@madison@nicecrew.digital avatar

Maybe she thinks you're handsome

Turdicus,

@madison why

madison,
@madison@nicecrew.digital avatar

Unless you're a girl, I personally think you're a lady. Maybe she thinks you're beautiful

Turdicus,

@madison I’m a man

ThisFuckinGuy,

Post cock or not true 👀

KiKi88,
@KiKi88@nicecrew.digital avatar

GAY 🤨

ThisFuckinGuy,

No shit

Turdicus,

@ThisFuckinGuy @KiKi88 @madison I’m not mailing penis photos

ThisFuckinGuy,

I got the postage nibba

Turdicus,

@ThisFuckinGuy @KiKi88 @madison I’ve never been sexually harassed online before.

KiKi88,
@KiKi88@nicecrew.digital avatar

I read that as 'sexually harnessed'
And I was like haha me too

ForbiddenDreamer,
@ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st avatar

@KiKi88 @Turdicus @ThisFuckinGuy @madison You've never been sexually harnessed online before??

KiKi88,
@KiKi88@nicecrew.digital avatar

Stop trying to chirp up my dms 😤

brittbratt_fingerpuppet,
@brittbratt_fingerpuppet@nicecrew.digital avatar

I disabled it. No more chirps for me.

KiKi88,
@KiKi88@nicecrew.digital avatar

I was much like you (I saw your post from earlier)
When Matty first come up with that I looked around the house for like 5 mins til I realized what it was :02_laugh:

brittbratt_fingerpuppet,
@brittbratt_fingerpuppet@nicecrew.digital avatar

I'm mortified as to how long it took me to figure out what was going on. 🤦🏼‍♀️

ForbiddenDreamer,
@ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st avatar

@brittbratt_fingerpuppet @KiKi88 @ThisFuckinGuy @madison @Turdicus I blame fedi tbh. If everyone sent more dick pics, you would've been able to figure it out sooner

Turdicus,

@ForbiddenDreamer @brittbratt_fingerpuppet @KiKi88 @ThisFuckinGuy @madison people should send fewer dick pics

ThisFuckinGuy,

Things are gonna get a lot worse before they get better 🤷🏻‍♂️

Humpleupagus,
@Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club avatar
brittbratt_fingerpuppet,
@brittbratt_fingerpuppet@nicecrew.digital avatar

Is this necessary???

ForbiddenDreamer,
@ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st avatar

@brittbratt_fingerpuppet @Humpleupagus @ThisFuckinGuy @KiKi88 @madison @Turdicus Do you know of a better way to make more elephants?

brittbratt_fingerpuppet,
@brittbratt_fingerpuppet@nicecrew.digital avatar

They can get a room

ForbiddenDreamer,
@ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st avatar

@brittbratt_fingerpuppet @ThisFuckinGuy @Humpleupagus @KiKi88 @madison @Turdicus Thus is the elephant in the room...

KiKi88,
@KiKi88@nicecrew.digital avatar

Is this elephant in the room now?

ForbiddenDreamer,
@ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st avatar

@KiKi88 @ThisFuckinGuy @brittbratt_fingerpuppet @madison @Turdicus @Humpleupagus 👆

KiKi88,
@KiKi88@nicecrew.digital avatar

My , hump really is overthinking innit

brittbratt_fingerpuppet,
@brittbratt_fingerpuppet@nicecrew.digital avatar
brokeassredneck,
@brokeassredneck@poa.st avatar

@brittbratt_fingerpuppet @KiKi88 @ThisFuckinGuy @Humpleupagus @madison @ForbiddenDreamer @Turdicus wtf is that all about ?

brittbratt_fingerpuppet,
@brittbratt_fingerpuppet@nicecrew.digital avatar

Blame hump

Humpleupagus,
@Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club avatar

We don't talk about me. I'm the elephant in the room. This is your fault. 🤨

ThisFuckinGuy,

I talk about you all the time. Mostly to the feds 🤷🏻‍♂️

ForbiddenDreamer,
@ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st avatar

@ThisFuckinGuy @Humpleupagus @KiKi88 @brittbratt_fingerpuppet @madison @Turdicus @brokeassredneck I know.
(I am the elephant in her walls)

ThisFuckinGuy,

Now you're hump?

KiKi88,
@KiKi88@nicecrew.digital avatar

Did you just change your name again and then go back to "dan fucks dogs" or am I tripping? :thunk:

ThisFuckinGuy,

No you're tripping keekers

brokeassredneck,
@brokeassredneck@poa.st avatar

@ThisFuckinGuy @KiKi88 @Humpleupagus @brittbratt_fingerpuppet @madison @ForbiddenDreamer @Turdicus youtube.com/watch?v=HVPzWkdhwrw
Trippin on a hole in a paper heart :Stone Temple Pilots

ThisFuckinGuy,

I thought stp was gonna be way bigger

brokeassredneck,
@brokeassredneck@poa.st avatar

@ThisFuckinGuy @Humpleupagus @KiKi88 @brittbratt_fingerpuppet @madison @ForbiddenDreamer @Turdicus me too.. shoulda been
they were robbed

Turdicus,

@brokeassredneck @ThisFuckinGuy @Humpleupagus @KiKi88 @brittbratt_fingerpuppet @madison @ForbiddenDreamer why

brokeassredneck,
@brokeassredneck@poa.st avatar

@Turdicus @ThisFuckinGuy @Humpleupagus @KiKi88 @brittbratt_fingerpuppet @madison @ForbiddenDreamer jews ? idk
they didnt follow the program

KiKi88,
@KiKi88@nicecrew.digital avatar

Didn't two of their members die? 🤷‍♀️

brokeassredneck,
@brokeassredneck@poa.st avatar

@KiKi88 @ThisFuckinGuy @Humpleupagus @brittbratt_fingerpuppet @madison @ForbiddenDreamer @Turdicus heroin is a helluva drug , im told

KiKi88,
@KiKi88@nicecrew.digital avatar

I don't even think ppl do herion anymore, fenty now, it's cheaper or summat

ThisFuckinGuy,

Speak for yourself 😤

KiKi88,
@KiKi88@nicecrew.digital avatar

Why are you all itchy :senko_suspicious:

ThisFuckinGuy,

Theres bugs under my skin nigga reeeeeeee

KiKi88,
@KiKi88@nicecrew.digital avatar

You got crabs, you used drugs as an excuse to hide that 🙄

brittbratt_fingerpuppet,
@brittbratt_fingerpuppet@nicecrew.digital avatar

Scabies. They burrow under the skin. 🤢

Turdicus,

@brittbratt_fingerpuppet @KiKi88 @ThisFuckinGuy @Humpleupagus @madison @ForbiddenDreamer @brokeassredneck Expert on mites huh?

ThisFuckinGuy,

Britt knows everything scuzzy

brittbratt_fingerpuppet,
@brittbratt_fingerpuppet@nicecrew.digital avatar

It's true 😭

brokeassredneck,
@brokeassredneck@poa.st avatar

@brittbratt_fingerpuppet @ThisFuckinGuy @Humpleupagus @KiKi88 @madison @ForbiddenDreamer @Turdicus sad , yet cool ..
that you know stuff

brittbratt_fingerpuppet,
@brittbratt_fingerpuppet@nicecrew.digital avatar

Wanna know something even cooler? I just reported a mudshark on ubereats.

Turdicus,

@brittbratt_fingerpuppet @brokeassredneck @ThisFuckinGuy @Humpleupagus @KiKi88 @madison @ForbiddenDreamer you’re right that is cooler

brittbratt_fingerpuppet,
@brittbratt_fingerpuppet@nicecrew.digital avatar

https://nicecrew.digital/objects/697b67ab-fadc-447a-8fff-af3b5af37baa

18+ ThisFuckinGuy,

Heres a companion piece

brittbratt_fingerpuppet,
@brittbratt_fingerpuppet@nicecrew.digital avatar

Okay, rez dude's wasn't that bad lol

Turdicus,

@brittbratt_fingerpuppet @ThisFuckinGuy @Humpleupagus @KiKi88 @madison @ForbiddenDreamer @brokeassredneck why’d he want a cock ring though

ForbiddenDreamer,
@ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st avatar

@Turdicus @brittbratt_fingerpuppet @ThisFuckinGuy @Humpleupagus @KiKi88 @madison @brokeassredneck You wouldn't?

Turdicus,

@ForbiddenDreamer @brittbratt_fingerpuppet @ThisFuckinGuy @Humpleupagus @KiKi88 @madison @brokeassredneck what’s the scent? lasagna?

ThisFuckinGuy,

Smells like smegma

Turdicus,

@ThisFuckinGuy @Humpleupagus @KiKi88 @brittbratt_fingerpuppet @madison @ForbiddenDreamer @brokeassredneck then they should just label it “pre-owned“ with emphasis on the pre-

ThisFuckinGuy,

Gross

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