had a dream last night that I was in a police station because I had something to do with arresting Terry Davis. I didn't quite know the situation. I met this girl there and she asks me out immediately for some reason. I say yes and then she walks off without giving me any form of contact.
I chase her down after realizing this and ask for her phone number. Instead of giving it to me she hands me her android phone on the password screen. I hit one single button on the keyboard and it opens immediately.
I browse around the phone and it's unlike anything I've ever seen. It looks like android 12 combined with a linux terminal. The screen never clears when you open a new window. It just keeps adding new numbers.
After finding her number I proceed to start copying it to my phone manually. I sit there trying to type it in for nearly an hour and I keep getting single numbers wrong and deleting the whole thing over and over.
She rightfully concludes I am retarded and gives up, but then says we should exchange our ssh private keys. We begin copying those by reading them out loud to each other.
In other news I should check my apartment for gas leaks #dreamjournal
@Yaldabaoth all I remember about it is him being handcuffed on the floor and threatening to kill everyone and I met the girl right after. I like to think I explained to the officers that's just how he was and that they should repent for their sins of not having their crime database hosted on templeOS
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