merchantHelios,

Saw a girl at work today wearing a shirt that said in big tie-dye letters "2 dollar Applebee's Blowjob"
unsure what to think of this tbh

udongle,
@udongle@mugicha.club avatar

you didn't have $2 on you?

RustyCrab,
@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co avatar

@udongle @merchantHelios Don't be like this ^ guy. BE PREPARED

merchantHelios,

@udongle no im not a mexican i dont carry cash

RustyCrab,
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@merchantHelios @udongle the government doesn't want you to know this but you can slide your credit card though a hooker's ass crack and it will work

udongle,
@udongle@mugicha.club avatar

brb testing this on your mother

RustyCrab,
@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co avatar

@udongle @merchantHelios don't waste your time it works

udongle,
@udongle@mugicha.club avatar

Oh yeah it works 😏

RustyCrab,
@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co avatar

@udongle @merchantHelios don't question me I know my own family

ruin,
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