>be me
>asleep
>someone lets cat out
>cat wants to come in later
>cat decides the best place to get let inside is through my window that has an air comditioner in it, sits out there yowling and meowing like a motherfucker
>get woken up
>go out to get cat in
>fucker sits on my AC looking at me instead of jumping down to the ground and coming to the front door
>get pissed and head inside
>bug had apparently landed on me and decided to take off while I was walking down to my room spooking me.
I fucking hate this cat sometimes. This striped nigger only does this shit because my brother let him in through his window and the only reason he doesnt bother my brother is my brother doesnt have an AC he can sit on so he comes to mind and just sits there until someone comes to get his striped ass
